Printer problem at the office just turned into a major predicament...

[mb]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
UPDATE:

Me and my co-workers just talked to our boss about the problem with the printer. It turns out that the sheets of paper found this morning in the output tray of the printer were not sent from anyone in this office. They didn't come from this building either. According to the strange people who talked to my boss this morning, those sheets of paper didn't even come from this Universe at all. It turns out that those strange-looking people who talked to my boss this morning are actually theoretical physicists. They looked at the evidence and deduced (using scientific methodology, of course) that there is a wormhole/gateway inside the printer that connects this Universe with a parallel Universe very, very similar to ours.

Now, I know this is pretty weird, but like I said before it is technically possible. I suspected this all along. Of course, I'm going to try to get more evidence of what's going on. I especially want to look at the papers that appeared in the output tray of the printer this morning....

Do the forum a favor and stop posting here.

 

[Arcadio]

Y'all make it sound like I'm making this up. Why is this so unbelievable anyways? It's not the first time I've seen strange occurrences at my workplace...

 

[Arcadio]

Originally posted by: Crono


Major shens. I closed up all the gates weeks ago, as per Obama's requests.

I guess you missed one...

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Y'all make it sound like I'm making this up. Why is this so unbelievable anyways? It's not the first time I've seen strange occurrences at my workplace...

What company do you work for?

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Y'all make it sound like I'm making this up. Why is this so unbelievable anyways? It's not the first time I've seen strange occurrences at my workplace...

Because it's a well known fact that you are a failure at life.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Y'all make it sound like I'm making this up. Why is this so unbelievable anyways? It's not the first time I've seen strange occurrences at my workplace...

Because it's a well known fact that you are a failure at life.

One of only a very few posters here who fail more than zanejohnson...

(skim milk/fritolays is also on the same list)

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: AreaCode707

Originally posted by: Arcadio
UPDATE:

Me and my co-workers just talked to our boss about the problem with the printer. It turns out that the sheets of paper found this morning in the output tray of the printer were not sent from anyone in this office. They didn't come from this building either. According to the strange people who talked to my boss this morning, those sheets of paper didn't even come from this Universe at all. It turns out that those strange-looking people who talked to my boss this morning are actually theoretical physicists. They looked at the evidence and deduced (using scientific methodology, of course) that there is a wormhole/gateway inside the printer that connects this Universe with a parallel Universe very, very similar to ours.

Now, I know this is pretty weird, but like I said before it is technically possible. I suspected this all along. Of course, I'm going to try to get more evidence of what's going on. I especially want to look at the papers that appeared in the output tray of the printer this morning....

Booo. Going all Warehouse 13 on us takes the fun out of the thread. Obvious silliness > obvious fiction.

Sounds more like Fringe

 

[bobross419]

Man I fail at life... I thought this thread was for real for the longest time

I'm gonna go back to the bake sale and eat all the cookies

 

[Steve]

Lame, on the level of Accipter22 chatting up a model on MySpace.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: AreaCode707

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: AreaCode707
DUDES!!!!!! A stack of paper just TOTALLY showed up out of nowhere on my coffee table here in Washington!!!!!!!! SERIOUS POST!

Geez, you wasted this here? Had so much potential as a stand-alone parody thread too!

I wonder if anyone actually bothered to check and see if there really is any paper int he paper tray, and that the paper tray sensor is actually working.

Parody threads make the baby mod jebus cry. :beer:

Only the bad ones.

those are the only kind I've ever seen.

 

[JDub02]

had potential here, but sunk well into fail territory.

 

[nerp]

Arcadio sucks at execution. That is what makes him an amateur.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
A headcrab just popped out of my printer
Is this good or bad?

:Q

 

[KingGheedora]

Arcadio, your thread is really stupid.

 

[fulltilt39]

** Execution Failure Alert **

(from this time forward known as EFA, not to be confused with the oft overused PSA)

 

[meltdown75]

thanks... tomorrow at work, i get to tell my friend that someone on the tech forums thinks he found a wormhole in the printer at work.

for your own little part, you will brighten our days for a minute as we share a laugh at you.

:beer:

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: Arcadio

Originally posted by: FoBoT
the paper is returning to the paper tray from whence it came

I think I should mention that I work in a software development company, so we are all good at problem-solving. The paper is not returning to the paper tray from whence it came.

Does that include the genius who took several minutes to figure out how to get a printer to work with an access panel open?

EDIT: Just read the final update. Arcadio is still a troll. So much for giving him the benefit of the doubt.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: jtvang125
Wow, you actually have a job?

well I don't think it's paying, he just shows up to a business and says I can fix your printer...I am on ATOT. It's the IT/IS elite.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: jtvang125
Wow, you actually have a job?

well I don't think it's paying, he just shows up to a business and says I can fix your printer...I am on ATOT. It's the IT/IS elite.

lol

 

[HardcoreRobot]

wow, you really got us good! i think you got too close to the wormhole and it sucked your brain out into that parallel dimension.

isnt there a rule against intentional lie/troll/scam/nowheremom threads?

 

[fulltilt39]

oh no...you just HAD to revive this thread...

<planning vacation>

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: AreaCode707

Originally posted by: Arcadio
UPDATE:

Me and my co-workers just talked to our boss about the problem with the printer. It turns out that the sheets of paper found this morning in the output tray of the printer were not sent from anyone in this office. They didn't come from this building either. According to the strange people who talked to my boss this morning, those sheets of paper didn't even come from this Universe at all. It turns out that those strange-looking people who talked to my boss this morning are actually theoretical physicists. They looked at the evidence and deduced (using scientific methodology, of course) that there is a wormhole/gateway inside the printer that connects this Universe with a parallel Universe very, very similar to ours.

Now, I know this is pretty weird, but like I said before it is technically possible. I suspected this all along. Of course, I'm going to try to get more evidence of what's going on. I especially want to look at the papers that appeared in the output tray of the printer this morning....

Booo. Going all Warehouse 13 on us takes the fun out of the thread. Obvious silliness > obvious fiction.

Yeppa. A good entertainer knows when to call it quits. The last two updates were very weak.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: Crono

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Y'all make it sound like I'm making this up. Why is this so unbelievable anyways? It's not the first time I've seen strange occurrences at my workplace...

What company do you work for?

ghostbusters obviously