Priest trys to walk on water and drowns

[randay]

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: daveshel
Good rule of thumb: if you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're delusional.

Umm...God DOES talk to you. Just maybe not in the way you think.

God talks through other people to you, and also guides you mentally.

Kinda difficult to explain, but I am talking through personal experience here.

Bahahaha.

ROFLLLL! This thread is going places.

 

[Thraxen]

Couldn't he have just walked out a foot or two into the water and realized it wasn't working? 😕

 

[dandruff]

:laugh:

 

[aswedc]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Talk about someone who misunderstands God and his miracles

I'd say he understood just fine. Matthew 17:20:

And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you."

His theory was sound. But apparently, he did not have enough faith.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: daveshel
Good rule of thumb: if you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're delusional.

Umm...God DOES talk to you. Just maybe not in the way you think.

God talks through other people to you, and also guides you mentally.

Kinda difficult to explain, but I am talking through personal experience here.

Bahahaha.

so other people has nothing to do with it? whenever someone is giving you advice, GOD somehow possess them?

How do I explain something like this to someone who is completely unwilling to have an open mind about it and rather just laugh in my face because it's the easiest way to react to something he doesn't understand and has no interest in understanding.

 

[LEDominator]

Originally posted by: WiseOldDude
Darwin Award Winnar!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait, the true believers don't believe in evolution, so guess he is just plain stupid.

an idiot drowning isn't evolution 😉

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: aswedc

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Talk about someone who misunderstands God and his miracles

I'd say he understood just fine. Matthew 17:20:

And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you."

His theory was sound. But apparently, he did not have enough faith.

That or he didn't intrepet the bible well.

I vote for not intrepetting well the bible verse.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Darwin FTW!!!

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: daveshel
Good rule of thumb: if you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're delusional.

Umm...God DOES talk to you. Just maybe not in the way you think.

God talks through other people to you, and also guides you mentally.

Kinda difficult to explain, but I am talking through personal experience here.

Oh tell it on the mountain.

Believe what you want, just realize I have no reason to say anything but the truth.

So, you're saying don't have an agenda behind your anecdotal religious experience(s)?

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: daveshel
Good rule of thumb: if you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're delusional.

Umm...God DOES talk to you. Just maybe not in the way you think.

God talks through other people to you, and also guides you mentally.

Kinda difficult to explain, but I am talking through personal experience here.

Bahahaha.

so other people has nothing to do with it? whenever someone is giving you advice, GOD somehow possess them?

How do I explain something like this to someone who is completely unwilling to have an open mind about it and rather just laugh in my face because it's the easiest way to react to something he doesn't understand and has no interest in understanding.

Wait wait wait... Who are we speaking to right now? Are we speaking to Hyperblaze? Or are we speaking to God? Could you put God on please, I wanna ask him a few questions.

 

[aswedc]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
That or he didn't intrepet the bible well.

I vote for not intrepetting well the bible verse.

Well then, what is your interpretation?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: daveshel
Good rule of thumb: if you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're delusional.

Umm...God DOES talk to you. Just maybe not in the way you think.

God talks through other people to you, and also guides you mentally.

Kinda difficult to explain, but I am talking through personal experience here.

Bahahaha.

so other people has nothing to do with it? whenever someone is giving you advice, GOD somehow possess them?

How do I explain something like this to someone who is completely unwilling to have an open mind about it and rather just laugh in my face because it's the easiest way to react to something he doesn't understand and has no interest in understanding.

Wait wait wait... Who are we speaking to right now? Are we speaking to Hyperblaze? Or are we speaking to God? Could you put God on please, I wanna ask him a few questions.

your english comprehension might need a little work. Re-read what I wrote in bold.

 

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: aswedc

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Talk about someone who misunderstands God and his miracles

I'd say he understood just fine. Matthew 17:20:

And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you."

His theory was sound. But apparently, he did not have enough faith.

That or he didn't intrepet the bible well.

I vote for not intrepetting well the bible verse.

He should have come to you because obviously you're the only one with the correct interpretations. And you know this because God speaks to you, whereas the priest's belief that God was speaking to him was total BS?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: aswedc

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
That or he didn't intrepet the bible well.

I vote for not intrepetting well the bible verse.

Well then, what is your interpretation?

Have faith in God and he wil guide you and help you do your best at the task at hand. And if the task is impossible for you, others will come to help you to make it happen.

Does this mean if you have enough faith you'll be able to walk on water? Not really.

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: daveshel
Good rule of thumb: if you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're delusional.

Umm...God DOES talk to you. Just maybe not in the way you think.

God talks through other people to you, and also guides you mentally.

Kinda difficult to explain, but I am talking through personal experience here.

Bahahaha.

ROFLLLL! This thread is going places.

you guys are seriously dicks
you are being as closed minded as you claim hyperblaze is being

you made a choice not to believe in god and hyperblaze made the equal and opposite choice to believe in god. All the evidence that you believe points to the lack of god, for someone else is conclusive evidence that there is a god.

nobody is telling you to believe or not believe in anything, just have the decency to respect others.

And hyperblaze, keep you personal religious views out of this

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: yowolabi

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: aswedc

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Talk about someone who misunderstands God and his miracles

I'd say he understood just fine. Matthew 17:20:

And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you."

His theory was sound. But apparently, he did not have enough faith.

That or he didn't intrepet the bible well.

I vote for not intrepetting well the bible verse.

He should have come to you because obviously you're the only one with the correct interpretations. And you know this because God speaks to you, whereas the priest's belief that God was speaking to him was total BS?

Why do you even bother making smart ass comments like this? Grow up.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Talk about someone who misunderstands God and his miracles

Please explain. If you honestly thought God was speaking to you, why would you not believe him?

 

[Reckoner]

Originally posted by: TheChort

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: daveshel
Good rule of thumb: if you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're delusional.

Umm...God DOES talk to you. Just maybe not in the way you think.

God talks through other people to you, and also guides you mentally.

Kinda difficult to explain, but I am talking through personal experience here.

Bahahaha.

ROFLLLL! This thread is going places.

you guys are seriously dicks
you are being as closed minded as you claim hyperblaze is being

you made a choice not to believe in god and hyperblaze made the equal and opposite choice to believe in god. All the evidence that you believe points to the lack of god, for someone else is conclusive evidence that there is a god.

nobody is telling you to believe or not believe in anything, just have the decency to respect others.

And hyperblaze, keep you personal religious views out of this

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: daveshel
Good rule of thumb: if you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're delusional.

Umm...God DOES talk to you. Just maybe not in the way you think.

God talks through other people to you, and also guides you mentally.

Kinda difficult to explain, but I am talking through personal experience here.

Bahahaha.

so other people has nothing to do with it? whenever someone is giving you advice, GOD somehow possess them?

How do I explain something like this to someone who is completely unwilling to have an open mind about it and rather just laugh in my face because it's the easiest way to react to something he doesn't understand and has no interest in understanding.

Wait wait wait... Who are we speaking to right now? Are we speaking to Hyperblaze? Or are we speaking to God? Could you put God on please, I wanna ask him a few questions.

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: TheChort

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: Omegachi

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: daveshel
Good rule of thumb: if you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're delusional.

Umm...God DOES talk to you. Just maybe not in the way you think.

God talks through other people to you, and also guides you mentally.

Kinda difficult to explain, but I am talking through personal experience here.

Bahahaha.

ROFLLLL! This thread is going places.

you guys are seriously dicks
you are being as closed minded as you claim hyperblaze is being

you made a choice not to believe in god and hyperblaze made the equal and opposite choice to believe in god. All the evidence that you believe points to the lack of god, for someone else is conclusive evidence that there is a god.

nobody is telling you to believe or not believe in anything, just have the decency to respect others.

And hyperblaze, keep you personal religious views out of this

I've learned a long time ago to depend my point of view when it comes to religion, personal experience is the best way to defend oneself. What's the use of quoting the bible to folks who don't believe in it?

I'm not bashing anyone. I see folks bashing God again and TRYING to give them food for thought.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Talk about someone who misunderstands God and his miracles

Please explain. If you honestly thought God was speaking to you, why would you not believe him?

Because most of the time God is speaking to me, I don't even realize it till later on?

 

[LEDominator]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I've learned a long time ago to depend my point of view when it comes to religion, personal experience is the best way to defend oneself. What's the use of quoting the bible to folks who don't believe in it?

I'm not bashing anyone. I see folks bashing God again and TRYING to give them food for thought.

No offense, but you've said your piece and going any farther is just going to make you flame bait.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: TheChort
you guys are seriously dicks
you are being as closed minded as you claim hyperblaze is being

you made a choice not to believe in god and hyperblaze made the equal and opposite choice to believe in god. All the evidence that you believe points to the lack of god, for someone else is conclusive evidence that there is a god.

nobody is telling you to believe or not believe in anything, just have the decency to respect others.

And hyperblaze, keep you personal religious views out of this

I would like to nominate TheChort for second place.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I'm not bashing anyone. I see folks bashing God again and TRYING to give them food for thought.

I don't think they're bashing god, I think they're bashing this priest.
And you. But I'm sure you expected that.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Originally posted by: randay
My question is: Where is he now? heaven? or hell?

He's about 1/4 mile out, under 300 feet of water and still walking😉