Priest advises congregation to shoplift rather than turn to 'mugging or prostitution'

[Jeff7]

Everyone knows that telling a kid not to do something is a sure fire way to make sure he won't do it.

The South Park approach, as with their Pokemon-esque episode? - "Remember, son, I did your mom in order to have you. You just think about that. Your parents, having sex. Yeah, that's right. Your parents thikn sex is cool."

Then every time he's trying to get somewhere with a girl, that thought pops into his head. Instant Boner-b-gone......unless he frequents 4chan. Then all bets are off.

 

[Miramonti]

Depends how much one might want to steal. Prostitution is only a misdemeanor...

Seriously tho, a person had better exhausted all support options before turning to crime. If they have, then fvck it, what have they got to lose.

 

[ShawnD1]

Like toilet plungers. How often do you actually need one? It just takes up space.

Low flow toilet. Every god damn time 🙁

The logic is the same as if kids are going to shoot each other anyway, so let's teach them marksmanship in school so the don't hit innocent bystanders.

Might as well. There's nothing worse than a murder who can't aim.

 

[0roo0roo]

not sure whats he's doing anyways, the welfare system is rather generous in the uk

 

[Zebo]

not sure whats he's doing anyways, the welfare system is rather generous in the uk

He cited the example of an ex-prisoner who had been forced to live on less than £100, including a crisis loan, in six weeks after his release from jail.

$200 for six weeks doesn't sound generous. More like won't even get lodging let alone food.

 

[0roo0roo]

$200 for six weeks doesn't sound generous. More like won't even get lodging let alone food.

dunno, they do have council housing in the uk. aka welfare housing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_house
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...sands-men-milking-benefits-support-wives.html

 

[TurtleCrusher]

He actually looks like a prisoner. Photoshop an orange jump on him and bam!

 

[0roo0roo]

prostitution is honest work.
mugging is assault and theft
shop lifting is theft
the priest is a freaking moron.

 

[dammitgibs]

So raping is better than murdering right? hmmmmm