Price of pregnacy

tyler811

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An Alberta farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad home?" the farmer asked.
"No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town."
"Well," said the farmer "Is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard, is he here?"
"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'
The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets for Howard."
 

TehMac

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hahahahaha. Having spent an entire semester discussing how animals breed and how humans manipulate that, I lol'd.
 

Kadarin

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I thought it was pretty funny... Not laugh out loud or even chuckle funny, but rather more of an internal yeah that was kinda funny funny.
 

SKORPI0

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but does a guy named Howard fit that description?

Why Certainly..... :D

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BoomerD

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Kid, you need to find better sources for your joke material.

Your recent offerings have sucked.
 

aloser

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A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Brown's daughter."

Her mother told her this was wrong; she must say, "I'm Jane Brown."

The following Sunday, the Minister spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Brown's daughter?"

She replied, "I thought I was but my mom says I'm not."