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Perknose

Perknose

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Monkeys Rescue Orphan From Cops

Thirty monkeys stormed an Indian police station to rescue an orphaned member of their troop after its mother was shot dead, Pragati newspaper said.


OK, I lied through my teeth about making no further comment, because I have a strong feeling that we finally located that long lost simian, Texmaster. 😀


This thread is going nowhere fast.

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Originally posted by: Perknose
Monkeys Rescue Orphan From Cops

Thirty monkeys stormed an Indian police station to rescue an orphaned member of their troop after its mother was shot dead, Pragati newspaper said.


OK, I lied through my teeth about making no further comment, because I have a strong feeling that we finally located that long lost simian, Texmaster. 😀
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Oh I don't think you ever lost him since you're his b!tch.
 
Originally posted by: DaveSohmer
Originally posted by: Perknose Monkeys Rescue Orphan From Cops Thirty monkeys stormed an Indian police station to rescue an orphaned member of their troop after its mother was shot dead, Pragati newspaper said. OK, I lied through my teeth about making no further comment, because I have a strong feeling that we finally located that long lost simian, Texmaster. 😀
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Oh I don't think you ever lost him since you're his b!tch.
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Fusk you Admiral, you dim witted, slow moving piece of crap. You're a fat assed waste of space, an enduring loud mouthed aaskhole with shiat for brains. I piss on you, Commodore.

Btw, and so everyone here knows the truth, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE ABIDING HOMOEROTIC LONGING FOR OUR SIMIAN LOSER TEXMASTER.
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: DaveSohmer
Originally posted by: Perknose Monkeys Rescue Orphan From Cops Thirty monkeys stormed an Indian police station to rescue an orphaned member of their troop after its mother was shot dead, Pragati newspaper said. OK, I lied through my teeth about making no further comment, because I have a strong feeling that we finally located that long lost simian, Texmaster. 😀
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Oh I don't think you ever lost him since you're his b!tch.
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Fusk you Admiral, you dim witted, slow moving piece of crap. You're a fat assed waste of space, an enduring loud mouthed aaskhole with shiat for brains. I piss on you, Commodore.

Btw, and so everyone here knows the truth, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE ABIDING HOMOEROTIC LONGING FOR OUR SIMIAN LOSER TEXMASTER.
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:Q

Would you like to tell us how you really feel?
 
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Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: DaveSohmer
Originally posted by: Perknose Monkeys Rescue Orphan From Cops Thirty monkeys stormed an Indian police station to rescue an orphaned member of their troop after its mother was shot dead, Pragati newspaper said. OK, I lied through my teeth about making no further comment, because I have a strong feeling that we finally located that long lost simian, Texmaster. 😀
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Oh I don't think you ever lost him since you're his b!tch.
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Fusk you Admiral, you dim witted, slow moving piece of crap. You're a fat assed waste of space, an enduring loud mouthed aaskhole with shiat for brains. I piss on you, Commodore.

Btw, and so everyone here knows the truth, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE ABIDING HOMOEROTIC LONGING FOR OUR SIMIAN LOSER TEXMASTER.
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HaHaHa. I'm not the one who keeps bringing his name up around here am I? How long has it been since you were whining like a whore with sand in her box to get him banned? Still not over it D!cknose? I laugh at you because Tex has been gone for awhile and you're still taking shots at him. He owns you. You are without question his b!tch. What's even funnier is that you aren't even smart enough to know it. Whine on B!tch of Tex. Whine on. HHAHAHAHA.

 
Originally posted by: DaveSohmer
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: DaveSohmer
Originally posted by: Perknose Monkeys Rescue Orphan From Cops Thirty monkeys stormed an Indian police station to rescue an orphaned member of their troop after its mother was shot dead, Pragati newspaper said. OK, I lied through my teeth about making no further comment, because I have a strong feeling that we finally located that long lost simian, Texmaster. 😀
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Oh I don't think you ever lost him since you're his b!tch.
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Fusk you Admiral, you dim witted, slow moving piece of crap. You're a fat assed waste of space, an enduring loud mouthed aaskhole with shiat for brains. I piss on you, Commodore. Btw, and so everyone here knows the truth, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE ABIDING HOMOEROTIC LONGING FOR OUR SIMIAN LOSER TEXMASTER.
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HaHaHa. I'm not the one who keeps bringing his name up around here am I? How long has it been since you were whining like a whore with sand in her box to get him banned? Still not over it D!cknose? I laugh at you because Tex has been gone for awhile and you're still taking shots at him. He owns you. You are without question his b!tch. What's even funnier is that you aren't even smart enough to know it. Whine on B!tch of Tex. Whine on. HHAHAHAHA.
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Listen up, BILGEWATER BOY, I only ever mention your dewy cheeked dance partner and enduring object of homoerotic lust Assmaster for the occasional comic relief, whereas YOU just can't help keeping your lovely human flame burning for the pathetic little blowhard liar and all around jerk, as evidenced in this totally unrelated thread,, where you just can't hide your Man love for the weasel
Maybe you should stick with something you're good at like whining enough to get someone banned from an internet message board because your lame ass attempt to bash the President for getting involved in Afghanistan just brings into specific relief who the lame ass is and it ain't the Prez.
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I took the high road and let it go, but you are an annoying asshole. You offend my nostrils, and it's time take out the trash.

Let me be perfectly clear, Admiral, I piss in your expectant, open mouth. :|

 
Originally posted by: etech
Texmaster got banned and we have to keep Perknose around. That wasn't a hot deal!
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Ahhh, etech, you're not even worth confronting. Just STFU and scurry away, sport.
 
Listen up, BILGEWATER BOY, I only ever mention your dewy cheeked dance partner and enduring object of homoerotic lust Assmaster for the occasional comic relief, whereas YOU just can't help keeping your lovely human flame burning for the pathetic little blowhard liar and all around jerk, as evidenced in this totally unrelated thread,, where you just can't hide your Man love for the weasel
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HAHAHA. Listen Dave if you and Tex are having a little spat then work it out with him OK. If you think he is cheating on you then ask him about it but don't try to drag me into it OK. Work it out with him. Quit bringing your personal problems here.

I took the high road and let it go,
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You took the high road? Is that how you rationalize having a stupid argument and getting it stuck up your ass? Which based on your previous posts in this thread you would evidently enjoy.

Time for you to get over Tex. It was pathetic while you were whining to get him banned and it is an order of magnitude worse now.
 
Originally posted by: DaveSohmer
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: DaveSohmer
Originally posted by: Perknose Monkeys Rescue Orphan From Cops Thirty monkeys stormed an Indian police station to rescue an orphaned member of their troop after its mother was shot dead, Pragati newspaper said. OK, I lied through my teeth about making no further comment, because I have a strong feeling that we finally located that long lost simian, Texmaster. 😀
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Oh I don't think you ever lost him since you're his b!tch.
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Fusk you Admiral, you dim witted, slow moving piece of crap. You're a fat assed waste of space, an enduring loud mouthed aaskhole with shiat for brains. I piss on you, Commodore.

Btw, and so everyone here knows the truth, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE ABIDING HOMOEROTIC LONGING FOR OUR SIMIAN LOSER TEXMASTER.
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HaHaHa. I'm not the one who keeps bringing his name up around here am I? How long has it been since you were whining like a whore with sand in her box to get him banned? Still not over it D!cknose? I laugh at you because Tex has been gone for awhile and you're still taking shots at him. He owns you. You are without question his b!tch. What's even funnier is that you aren't even smart enough to know it. Whine on B!tch of Tex. Whine on. HHAHAHAHA.
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HAHAHAHA so true 😀

Originally posted by: etech
Texmaster got banned and we have to keep Perknose around.

That wasn't a hot deal!
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pwn3d! 😀 lol
 
If I recall correctly Perknose, you were pissed because he signed you up for every gay porn site he could find after you challenged him to fight you and YOU posted ALL of YOUR personal info on this BBS so he could find your house and you could kick the crap out of him when he showed up.

Because of that GAY Porn Bomb, you got a virus that CC'd all of the contacts in your church with your new found GAY porn bonanza.

Now what would your church buddies say if they saw your language?

He not only owns you, but he stuck it in and broke it OFF! 😀

LMAO at YOU Little Buddy!

I thought you would like the little hat tip to The TexMaster.
 
Originally posted by: Jimbo
If I recall correctly Perknose, you were pissed because he signed you up for every gay porn site he could find after you challenged him to fight you and YOU posted ALL of YOUR personal info on this BBS so he could find your house and you could kick the crap out of him when he showed up. Because of that GAY Porn Bomb, you got a virus that CC'd all of the contacts in your church with your new found GAY porn bonanza. Now what would your church buddies say if they saw your language? He not only owns you, but he stuck it in and broke it OFF! 😀 LMAO at YOU Little Buddy! I thought you would like the little hat tip to The TexMaster.
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Bimbo You conveniently forgot to mention the part where the little lying weasel claimed in print that my accurate personal information had been "investigated by his cop friend and was competely untrue. The Lame Ass Lie Was His!!!!! When he was caught red-handed in his laughingly pathetic lie, his stand-up response was to spam me with gay porn subscriptions (probably from his personal library) and add a nice little virus that sent it all out to my personal address book. For this, the Mods booted his lame ass. I never once "whined" or asked or requested that he be banned, so RearAdmiralSohmer and anyone else who says otherwise is a tool munching LIAR11 I prefer to take care of my own business, in my own way, and for real, so any of you internet heroes who want to back up your bullshit blather can get real, you know where I am, punks.

What's so interesting is that all you otherwise stand up citizens flock like lemmings to the flag of a punk, lying butt muncher, and for narrow partisan reasons. Sad, really.


 
Originally posted by: Jimbo
I already have it! Maybe I should post it ALONG with his telephone number. 🙂
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Alright, lovely human, we have a winner. I PISS ON YOUR OPEN, EXPECTANT MOUTH, FUSKFACE!! :|



























:|
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: etech
Texmaster got banned and we have to keep Perknose around. That wasn't a hot deal!
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Ahhh, etech, you're not even worth confronting. Just STFU and scurry away, sport.
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Right, that's why every conversation you get into seems to end up with you wanting to fight someone.

I remember you at AGN getting into the same sort of row and ending up wanting to fight. Same thing as what you have done here IIRC.

Just what did you get that elite tag for? I haven't seen anything to warrent it.

 
Originally posted by: sward666
This is the "high road"??
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Look where the high road got me, sometimes you have to take out the trash. My, looks at all the little rats scurry and murmer.
 
Originally posted by: etech
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: etech Texmaster got banned and we have to keep Perknose around. That wasn't a hot deal!
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Ahhh, etech, you're not even worth confronting. Just STFU and scurry away, sport.
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Right, that's why every conversation you get into seems to end up with you wanting to fight someone. I remember you at AGN getting into the same sort of row and ending up wanting to fight. Same thing as what you have done here IIRC. Just what did you get that elite tag for? I haven't seen anything to warrent it.
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Well. for one thing, I can spell "warrant". What's the matter, jealous? Christ, 6,000 plus posts for you and nothing to show for it, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
 
i don't know if there was a consensus or not to boot him but im sure how you voted. i don't know if you're still a mod or not, but after reading this thread you probably don't need to be.
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: etech
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: etech Texmaster got banned and we have to keep Perknose around. That wasn't a hot deal!
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Ahhh, etech, you're not even worth confronting. Just STFU and scurry away, sport.
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Right, that's why every conversation you get into seems to end up with you wanting to fight someone. I remember you at AGN getting into the same sort of row and ending up wanting to fight. Same thing as what you have done here IIRC. Just what did you get that elite tag for? I haven't seen anything to warrent it.
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Well. for one thing, I can spell "warrant". What's the matter, jealous? Christ, 6,000 plus posts for you and nothing to show for it, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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That must be why you got elite, your spelling, nothing else you have every posted or your attitude shows any reason for it.
 
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