GodlessAstronomer will make life some time in Q1.
god is disproven, so is evolution. turns out machines went back in time and planted all life on earth, thus proving our entire existance as paradox.
jesus and darwin are created, then sent back in time to ensure events arent changed.
Alabama wins the NCAA Division I "Championship".
Colts lose their first playoff game and the Patriots win the Super Bowl (Colts ruined my football weekend).
Yankees win the World Series.
Celtics win the NBA title.
Devils win the Stanley Cup, Brodeur retires and enshrined in the Hockey Hall of Fame as soon as possible, waiving the 3 year waiting requirement (this would be the 8th or 9th person they waived the rule for I believe).
Jimmie Johnson wins his 5th Championship in a row.
Lance Armstrong finishes 2nd in the Tour de France.
Kentucky wins the NCAA Division I Basketball Championship (with no more than 2 losses).
Tiger plays golf and wins one major this year.
My guesses for now.
that's a pretty strong list, although i have doubts about the pats. i'd like to add:
michael schumacher wins his 8th world driver's championship.
The large hardon collider will tear a hole in the fabric of the universe to another parallel reality.
In the alternate reality Paula Abdul is the host and Simon Cowell is the only constestant.Will this universe still have American Idol? Cause if it does I ain't going!
Europe takes a hardline anti-immigration stance
I thought I was the supreme pessimist! I bow to you sir!Financially: unemployment in the US will reach ~20%, which will lead to another housing bust and drive into a much delayed great depression part 2. Worldwide, financial markets will tumble as debts are unpaid. Middle eastern countries will stop bailing out Dubai, and that is where the rift starts. Oil prices will rise, which leads to another run up of the bubble and eventually will flatten out at ~$140/bbl.
Despite all this, the US dollar will remain strong. China will finally un-peg the Yuan and may create civil unrest in the process, they may demand payments.
Politically: Somebody in the middle east will get nuked, figuratively speaking, this is linked to the rising oil prices described above. US will face at least one major tragedy related to terrorism, it's probably domestic (due to deteriorating economy). We may see Marshall laws declared on some cities, starting with Detroit (but then again, nobody probably ever cared about that place) due to civil unrest of our own. No, the fire and brimstone won't come, but close.
Creation of North American Union.
Socially: H1N1 morphs, more people will die as the new virus strain become immune to vaccination. While this propagates, another highly contagious disease is discovered.
Yup, we're pretty much fucked.