Pre-sort of-date check list

[foghorn67]

I haven't been on a date in a while. I asked her out, and she agreed to meet for coffee to get away from the bar scene. I'm 28, and sick of going after chicks my age who think they are still a freshmen in college. All my lady action for the past few years has been from a result of just getting hammered.
So far taking a more mature (mentally) lady is refreshing.
It's in 2.5 hours from now.
Any last words of advice?
-I am going to shower, press my shirt since it's wrinkly.
-Shave carefully to avoid stupid nicks or gouges.
-Dab some good cologne on, but just a dab.
-Inspect for protruding nose hairs.
-Clean the road grime from yesterday's oil change from my nails. Even after three showers, some is still left.

Am I forgetting anything?

 

[imported_ALien]

brush your teeth, breath mints ftw

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Something to slip in her drink?

 

[ruffilb]

Yea, sounds good.

 

[wasssup]

should be it...good luck.

btw - she hot?

 

[bleeb]

have the champaign glasses and the mofo condoms ready to go.

 

[Taggart]

I know you've seen Something About Mary, be sure to masturbate beforehand

 

[TheCrackedJack]

a rag doused with chloroform?

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Something to slip in her drink?

Ban.

 

[foghorn67]

Originally posted by: wasssup
should be it...good luck.

btw - she hot?

Yes!!! That's why it took me a while to ask her out. I have no problem with slightly pretty and cute.


And thanks for the brushing of teeth idea. I usually only do this after lunch and before I go to bed.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: foghorn67

Originally posted by: wasssup
should be it...good luck.

btw - she hot?

Yes!!! That's why it took me a while to ask her out. I have no problem with slightly pretty and cute.


And thanks for the brushing of teeth idea. I usually only do this after lunch and before I go to bed.

Just relax... have some fun. She's just another person. Good luck.

 

[nutxo]

Originally posted by: foghorn67
I haven't been on a date in a while. I asked her out, and she agreed to meet for coffee to get away from the bar scene. I'm 28, and sick of going after chicks my age who think they are still a freshmen in college. All my lady action for the past few years has been from a result of just getting hammered.
So far taking a more mature (mentally) lady is refreshing.
It's in 2.5 hours from now.
Any last words of advice?
-I am going to shower, press my shirt since it's wrinkly.
-Shave carefully to avoid stupid nicks or gouges.
-Dab some good cologne on, but just a dab.
-Inspect for protruding nose hairs.
-Clean the road grime from yesterday's oil change from my nails. Even after three showers, some is still left.

Am I forgetting anything?

You forgot #1

RELAX

 

[foghorn67]

Relax? Easier said then done. I am goofball that is still confident, and it's probably why I USUALLY don't have a problem with girls. But this one is my equal (or maybe smarter).
Ugh.
I'll do my best not think too hard on this. I caught myself about to chew a nail. I haven't bit my nails since I was jr. high school.

 

[Sentinel]

You'll be fine, just don't ramble about yourself. Remember to talk about her.

 

[foghorn67]

Originally posted by: Sentinel
You'll be fine, just don't ramble about yourself. Remember to talk about her.

Good call. I tend to go off on myself.
Thanks ATOT. I'm going to play a couple of games to loosen up, then hit the showers.

 

[nutxo]

Originally posted by: foghorn67
Relax? Easier said then done. I am goofball that is still confident, and it's probably why I USUALLY don't have a problem with girls. But this one is my equal (or maybe smarter).
Ugh.
I'll do my best not think too hard on this. I caught myself about to chew a nail. I haven't bit my nails since I was jr. high school.

Be attentive but not overbearing. Take half a valium or something.

 

[AnyMal]

Your ratio of talking versus listening should be about 30/70

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: foghorn67
Relax? Easier said then done. I am goofball that is still confident, and it's probably why I USUALLY don't have a problem with girls. But this one is my equal (or maybe smarter).
Ugh.
I'll do my best not think too hard on this. I caught myself about to chew a nail. I haven't bit my nails since I was jr. high school.

You already took care of the hard part. Remember: She said YES. So just chill out and be yourself.

 

[Aquila76]

Do some trimming down in your 'veritable forest'. I've found most women like a neat and tidy appearance as opposed to natural overgrowth. You don't have to go down to the hardwood floor, but at least make it uniform.

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: Taggart
I know you've seen Something About Mary, be sure to masturbate beforehand

Yea, a loaded gun will get you into trouble. Put that head to sleep so you can use your other head to think!

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: Aquila76
Do some trimming down in your 'veritable forest'. I've found most women like a neat and tidy appearance as opposed to natural overgrowth. You don't have to go down to the hardwood floor, but at least make it uniform.

It's their first date, give fella a break

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: AnyMal

Originally posted by: Aquila76
Do some trimming down in your 'veritable forest'. I've found most women like a neat and tidy appearance as opposed to natural overgrowth. You don't have to go down to the hardwood floor, but at least make it uniform.

It's their first date, give fella a break

It never hurts to be prepared for next time.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Originally posted by: Aquila76

Originally posted by: AnyMal

Originally posted by: Aquila76
Do some trimming down in your 'veritable forest'. I've found most women like a neat and tidy appearance as opposed to natural overgrowth. You don't have to go down to the hardwood floor, but at least make it uniform.

It's their first date, give fella a break

It never hurts to be prepared for next time.

Or the first time if that's how it goes down. Always better to be prepared. Which brings up another point... don't forget your galoshes!

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: Aquila76
Do some trimming down in your 'veritable forest'. I've found most women like a neat and tidy appearance as opposed to natural overgrowth. You don't have to go down to the hardwood floor, but at least make it uniform.

QFT. And clean the pipes before you go.

 

[Cattlegod]

2 condoms in the back pocket man!!!