PRAYER OF THE YEAR(an orignal)

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thermalpaste

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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch...
Amen
 
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screw3d

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I thought it was pretty good when you first mentioned it in another thread. :beer:
 
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badmouse

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Originally posted by: ming2020
:wine:Amen:wine:
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ditto. this is a prayer I'll think of a lot today as I meet with my ex, my lawyer, my kid's school principal, etc.
 
Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude

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Originally posted by: thermalpaste
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Blowjobs for everybody!

Amen.
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I doubt so, esp. when fleas of a thousand camels infest somebody's crotch...........
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Lesee how many people are willing to sign up for your religion vs. mine! :D
 
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thermalpaste

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Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: thermalpaste
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Blowjobs for everybody!

Amen.
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I doubt so, esp. when fleas of a thousand camels infest somebody's crotch...........
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Lesee how many people are willing to sign up for your religion vs. mine! :D
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Best of luck with your new cult group, may the camels hump you........
amen.
 
Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Blowjobs for everybody!

Amen.
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Uhh... that's not an offer, is it???
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Uhh . . . unles you're a chick rating at least 7 (or 5, if I'm really really drunk), than NO.
That's what the main prayer would be for my new religion. :thumbsup:
 
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