Potato-You

[cbrunny]

If you were a potato, how would you want to be cooked and/or eaten?

I think I'd be potato chips. Delicious, but quickly forgotten. Too much of me and you're likely to die.

 

[edro]

freedom fried

 

[nakedfrog]

Baked. First washed lovingly by hand, and then bathed in oil, and then rubbed with salt and pepper.

 

[RichUK]

This thread is shit.

 

[cbrunny]

thanks for your contribution to shit-thread.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

I wouldn't be eaten.

I'd be like one of those potatoes in The Martian - initially used to grow more potatoes, full of potential and promise, all so that there's more of me to love. Only to be killed by a tragic accident, exemplifying the futility of it all.

 

[deadlyapp]

Au Gratin. Bathed in a bath of delicious cheese. Savory. Warm.

 

[nakedfrog]

This thread is shit.

Wrong thread!

 

[renz20003]

What kinda potato are we...Russet, sweet, beloved patriot? These things matter

 

[cbrunny]

What kinda potato are we...Russet, sweet, beloved patriot? These things matter

You get to decide that too!

 

[dullard]

If you were a potato, how would you want to be cooked and/or eaten?

I think I'd be potato chips. Delicious, but quickly forgotten. Too much of me and you're likely to die.

https://goo.gl/images/cxTU6k

 

[renz20003]

You get to decide that too!

Boiled I guess, or in the microwave.

I'd just be a big fucking microwaved potato.

 

[master_shake_]

baked then smothered in cheese and broccoli.

 

[Crono]

I went to Potato U. Never went to class, just got baked all the time.

 

[PottedMeat]

stick some copper and zinc in me and tell the time for a couple weeks

 

[Ns1]

I want to be the potato that brought famine to Ireland.

 

[nakedfrog]

I want to be the potato that brought famine to Ireland.

The Potato That Brought Famine to Ireland: the new smash Broadway musical!

 

[MrSquished]

Garlic Mash with a side of steak

 

[John Connor]

I like potatoes in a lot of ways except mashed. I guess I'll chose fried potatoes or as a potato pancake.

 

[tynopik]

if i were a potato i wouldn't care, because potatoes don't care about anything

because they're potatoes

 

[FelixDeCat]

I guess I'll chose fried potatoes or as a potato pancake.

Actually, Sling Blade was a great movie.

 

[Iron Woode]

This thread is shit.

look at you!