Posting from jail

[Printer Bandit]

They forgot to check my underwear for the hidden smartphone.

 

[Markbnj]

Pic or shens.

 

[Sonikku]

They wouldn't miss something like that if you put it up your bunghole.

 

[SandEagle]

 

[IronWing]

Maybe TH can bail you out. PM him.

 

[Zodiark1593]

Hmm, some prescription Google Glasses are quite an appealing option for something like this.

 

[Mayne]

you are god there now. awesome.

 

[JEDIYoda]

If your lucky Mayne will come visit you.....

 

[JulesMaximus]

That's where I keep my smart phone... always. :ninja:

 

[Mayne]

i feel lots of rape in my future.

 

[BUTCH1]

Shit, like we'd ever get that lucky..

 

[Mai72]

Are you in there?

 

[EliteRetard]

They do make them...

 

[ViRGE]

Sooner or later your battery is going to run down...

 

[CZroe]

They find your stalker-stash of Chloe Moretz pics taken without her consent?