Posting FAQ for n00bs!

conjur

No Lifer
Jun 7, 2001
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Reviving an oldie (cuz we need to!) :D

The ARBPP (Anal-Rententive Board Posting Police) have asked me to interrupt your regularly scheduled flaming and neffing to make the following announcement:

1) Before posting use the Search feature and search for various keywords in the topic you want to create (to avoid the dreaded REPOST)
2) Don't ask stupid questions. Or, go ahead and ask and prepare to be flamed.
3) Learn how to link when posting URLs. It's really quite simple. Look in that toolbar above the textbox and you'll see an http link. Click it and remove the http:// then paste in your entire URL you want to share with the ATOT world. If it's an https:// site, use the https button.
4) Don't post drunk...unless you have a really funny story or some great pics.
5) Speaking of pics, starting a thread talking about how hot so-and-so is w/o posting pics is a felony offense and counts as two strikes in the three-strikes program.
6) Grammar...grammar...grammar!! Yes, the spelling/grammar police exist here in sizable force. Prepare to be slammed for misuse of your/you're; their/they're/there; should of (it's should've); its/it's; for all intensive purposes (no, it's for all intents and purposes); evar (ACK! NO! Unless you're 12 years old, don't use it! And the same goes for teh.)
7) When the phrase stop posting has been used 3 or more times and is directed at you, follow the advice or prepare for a short vacation.

Now, back to the show!
 

Ausm

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: conjur
Reviving an oldie (cuz we need to!) :D

The ARBPP (Anal-Rententive Board Posting Police) have asked me to interrupt your regularly scheduled flaming and neffing to make the following announcement:

1) Before posting use the Search feature and search for various keywords in the topic you want to create (to avoid the dreaded REPOST)
2) Don't ask stupid questions. Or, go ahead and ask and prepare to be flamed.
3) Learn how to link when posting URLs. It's really quite simple. Look in that toolbar above the textbox and you'll see an http link. Click it and remove the http:// then paste in your entire URL you want to share with the ATOT world. If it's an https:// site, use the https button.
4) Don't post drunk...unless you have a really funny story or some great pics.
5) Speaking of pics, starting a thread talking about how hot so-and-so is w/o posting pics is a felony offense and counts as two strikes in the three-strikes program.
6) Grammar...grammar...grammar!! Yes, the spelling/grammar police exist here in sizable force. Prepare to be slammed for misuse of your/you're; their/they're/there; should of (it's should've); its/it's; for all intensive purposes (no, it's for all intents and purposes); evar (ACK! NO! Unless you're 12 years old, don't use it! And the same goes for teh.)
7) When the phrase stop posting has been used 3 or more times and is directed at you, follow the advice or prepare for a short vacation.

Now, back to the show!


I think grammer polize suc ass

;)

Ausm
 

JBAR

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Dec 21, 1999
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<<<4) Don't post drunk...unless you have a really funny story or some great pics.>>>

Well there goes half my post count.
:beer:
 

conjur

No Lifer
Jun 7, 2001
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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
4) Don't post drunk...unless you have a really funny story or some great pics.

:(

Nice job conjur :beer:

pffft...it would take an entire keg to get you drunk, Zim!

I know I've tried many times in the past! ;)
 

EyeMWing

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Jun 13, 2003
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STICKY!

Oh, and I've been told to stop posting at least 10 times and have never had a vacation :p
 

Zim Hosein

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Nov 27, 1999
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
STICKY!

Oh, and I've been told to stop posting at least 10 times and have never had a vacation :p

Stop posting! ;)

Cheers EyeMWing :beer:
 

conjur

No Lifer
Jun 7, 2001
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
STICKY!

Oh, and I've been told to stop posting at least 10 times and have never had a vacation :p

Well...'tis the Holiday season!
 

Amorphus

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
STICKY!

Oh, and I've been told to stop posting at least 10 times and have never had a vacation :p

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POSTING

(ran out of time)
 

Zim Hosein

Super Moderator | Elite Member
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Originally posted by: Lithium381
Originally posted by: Amorphus
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
STICKY!

Oh, and I've been told to stop posting at least 10 times and have never had a vacation :p

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POSTING

(ran out of time)

S T N P?????

Stop touching nasty places?????

:Q
 

911paramedic

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:beer::D *hic* I'll drink to that! *hic* ...maybe I shouldn't be posting right now... *hic*