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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
Damn!

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, whack, damn. a bad skydiver goes damn, whack.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.

What goes clop, clop, clop, bang,bang,clop clop clop?
An amish drive-by shooting

How are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One peanut turns to the other and says "this is the worst peanut joke I've ever been in".
 
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers.

Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared. The man somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him."

"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."

 
Sandwich walks into the bar and says... "Barkeep! Lemme have a beer!"

The barkeep looks up at the sandwich and says "HEY! Read the sign, buddy. We don't serve food here!"



Thank You! I will be in town all week!
 
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartend asks him why he has a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The pirate says "ARRRR!!! Its driving me nuts!"

Two guys walk into a bar. the third one ducked.

Whats worse than stappling 10 dead babies to a tree? Stappling one dead baby to ten trees.

What do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brown? Artifical Intellegence.

The first day little johnny started 6th grade his teacher said that every friday, she would ask a question. If anyone in the class could answer the question, they wouldn't have to go to school on the following monday. So the first week, she asks, "How many stars are in the sky?" No one knows. "See you monday!"

The second week, She asks, "How many grains of sand are on the earth?" No one knows. "See you monday."

Now, little johnny was getting kind of angry at his teacher, so he divised a plan. He took two ping pong balls and panted them black, and waiting until friday, just when the teacher was about ask the question, he threw the balls at her. She said, "Alright! Who's the comdian with the black balls?" Johnny stands up, and says, "Bill Cosby! See you tuesday!"

I've got a million of 'em
 
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