Post your words of wisdom.

[Jeff7181]

Expect nothing and you won't be disappointed.

If something seems too good to be true, it usually is.

 

[DurocShark]

If it smells bad don't eat it.

 

[bleeb]

All that you really know, is that you know nothing.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Dont be afraid to be a dumbass once in a while...

 

[SWScorch]

If you're not bleeding, you're not having enough fun.

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

 

[KarenMarie]

It is better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

Hope for the best and be prepared for the worst.

It's all on a wheel.

Don't stick your tongue on metal in the winter.

 

[Nyical]

When all else fails, well so much for skydiving.

 

[Darkstar757]

Lame women= SUX0rs

 

[Geekbabe]

Don't ever let family or friends know that you know anything about computers.

 

[Mr N8]

Don't eat yellow snow.

Work hard now, play hard later.

There are times in life when she is right, no matter what she says.

 

[arcenite]

Trust only those willing to trust you.

Bill

 

[ScoobMaster]

Hever leave hold of what you have....
...until you have hold of something else

-Herzburg's 1st law of wingwalking

 

[TheCorm]

I see you....you are there....the one.

 

[Orsorum]

I have seen all the things that are done under the sun; all of them are meaningless, a chasing after the wind.

 

[ScoobMaster]

Winners never quit
Quitters never win

Those who never win yet do not quit need to re-evaluate their strategy!

 

[Nyical]

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

 

[ScoobMaster]

Last one from me:

"He who hesitates masturbates"

 

[GambiT]

Don't stare at the sun.

Don't take wooden nickels.

 

[Kyteland]

see sig

 

[RU482]

If it feels good, do it
If it smells bad, screw it

 

[rudder]

It is better to burp and taste it, than to fart and waste it.

 

[ivol07]

There's no time to discriminate, Hate every motherfVcker that's in your way.

 

[datalink7]

The genius of the hole: no matter how long you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant.

 

[new2AMD]

ask not what your country can do for you...

 

[Conky]

Don't put your thingy in a meat-grinder.