Post your useful hints here.

[brandc]

When plucking chickens, add a tsp. of baking soda to the boiling water to make feathers come off easily.

 

[FrontlineWarrior]

no, your other right

 

[LordMaul]

"Never go to bed with an itchy butt"

 

[kami]

Don't take a leak in the middle of the night w/out turning on the bathroom light because it hurts your eyes.

 

[yakko]

Don't pull a gun in a police station.

 

[LordMaul]

"Never leave a can of half drank pop on your desk for 2 weeks -- you might absetmindedly drink it"


(I did that yesterday...!!!!)

 

[brandc]

At a formal dinner do not use an oyster fork to pick your nose.

 

[loup garou]

Don't piss into the wind.
Don't tug on Superman's cape.

 

[Azraele]

Don't turn on a blender unless the top's on (Believe me I know)

Don't take an eggbeater out of the bowl unless it's off (Again, I know)

 

[DaveJ]

Never moon a werewolf...

Dave

 

[Russ]

Don't eat yellow snow.

Russ, NCNE

 

[zippy]

Never nef.

Damn...

 

[ltk007]

Don't repost still active threads like this one

 

[prodigy]

Don't tote a gun while near the White House.

Don't attempt to kill yourself after you cut off your hand by shooting yourself with a nailgun.

Don't call the electric company to tell them about the electricity you've been stealing.

 

[thraashman]

don't pull the mask off the old lone ranger.
don't mess around with Jim.

Don't spit into the wind either.
Always shake before zipping up. (stains are bad)
Never stick in your mouth anything you found on the ground.
Don't eat a bagel you left out for 2 weeks. (major oopsie on my part one time. icky icky icky thing)

 

[ArkAoss]

never cary an 18 ft 2x4 vertically, under a glass over hang.
never plug in a video cable into a video card that isn't screwed in.
never annoy those more powerfull than you in an online chat place ever, i mean ever.


when boiling clams, put some corn flour in the water, it'll make them throw up all the grit in them so they arn't gritty to eat.

 

[crab]

Dont piss on an electric fence...

 

[vi edit]

don't put metal into the microwave
don't lift up a scottsmans kilt
never pet a burning dog

 

[Isla]

<< never cary an 18 ft 2x4 vertically, under a glass over hang >>



lol ArkAoss... My dad is a retired general contractor. You brought back memories...


When closing a manual garage door, USE THE HANDLE, NOT THE HINGES!

 

[paruhd0x]

vi_edit what happens when you put metal in a microwave?

 

[vi edit]

<< vi_edit what happens when you put metal in a microwave? >>



What happens? Hehe, a purty little pyrotechnics display

 

[brandc]

itk007, this one's for you:

Semper Ubi Sub Ubi. (Always wear Underwear.)

 

[andrey]

Don't put anything in microwave if it's wrapped into alluminium foil.
Don't ever try to install motherboard after couple shots of vodka and especially don't make memory sticks or any other peripheral to fit in if they don't fit on the first try

 

[geno]

Make sure you know what you're putting into your mouth. For instance, my mom put mouth wash in a liquid soap dispenser and I'd pump it into a cup and swish. Well, one day there were no cups and I needed some, so I quirted some into my mouth only to find that there was only liquid soap....blech

 

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