Post your ridiculous dreams

[SteveGrabowski]

Had a dream my girlfriend from 7th grade had a McDonalds in her kitchen that she worked at so I went over and she hooked me up with some free fries. Then she said her mom wasn't coming home until 8PM so I told her lets go to your room and make out. It'll be ok since you're not going to have any customers until your mom gets back anyways.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

So here's a weird one. I dreamed I was trying to save Ho Chi from this GTA Vice City commercial but he kept getting shot every time. I think it was because I was watching Groundhog Day and Bill Murray kept trying to save the life of this homeless guy in it (to the point of learning to become a doctor) and failing.

The Vice City commercial

Here's the scenes from Groundhog Day I'm talking about

 

[SteveGrabowski]

Had a dream I developed a VR game called Total Bastard with graphics like Job Simulator where the object of the game was to go into places and be a total bastard. Like one stage you were in a Starbucks and the object of the level was to run to everyone's table so you could take their coffee and dump it on the floor or if they had a frappucino you'd dump it all over them and then you'd throw everyone's cookies around the store plus you had to mush all the muffins and then take everyone's sandwiches and shake and throw them all around to scatter the ingredients all over the store. After I finished the level there were a bunch of patrons with lettuce in their hair and covered in whipped cream and ice coffee (you weren't supposed to dump the hot coffee on people thankfully).

 

[lxskllr]

I don't usually remember my dreams, but here's one I had the other day(fragmentary)... I dreamed I was parked on the shoulder on a job, and crawler crane carrying a removed tree walked down the road past me. What that means of course is the boom took down all the wires in it's path, and pulled the utility poles over. My truck got draped in wires, and were wrapped around the light on top. No real damage, but I had to walk up to the construction trailer, and wait for the cops to come. I was thinking "FFS, I don't have time for this shit..." :^D

 

[pmv]

_Finally_ had a dream I actually remembered so could post in this thread. For some reason for several years now I've either stopped dreaming entirely or stopped ever remembering any dreams.

(Pretty sure it's related to my terrible sleep and innumerable medical issues - there was a time when I could regularly recall a complete narrative of the previous night's dream - albeit usually a nonsensical narrative, as you'd expect from a dream - and that almost never happens any more).

But the other night dreamed I was a trainee pilot trying to land an airliner and making a complete mess of it. Couldn't seem to line up with the runway, and ended up miles from the airport in thick fog running out of fuel, while turning the plane in ever-decreasing circles.

Not sure if it was good or bad luck for the passengers that I woke up before we finally ran dry and crashed. Just hope someone else onboard knew how to fly a plane.

 

[lxskllr]

Last night I dreamed I was going to do an easy tree job with the guy I usually work with. We were in a lowland setting near the beach, and at some point, it became Michael Burnham(from Trek Discovery) in charge, but she actually looked like Beckett Mariner(Tawny Newsome), and the job got way more complicated. I asked what we needed, and it turned out to be a bunch of rigging, so I'm digging through the truck trying to cobble something together that'll work(that's something that could actually happen), got the gear together, and found I lost the sheath to my viking neck knife(which I don't own), but it turned out I was sitting on it on the bed rail of my truck. I sheathed the knife, then wokeup.

It wasn't as supernatural as dreams can get, but it was a bizarre collection of characters, and I have no idea how it all came together.

 

[Kaido]

Last night I dreamed I was going to do an easy tree job with the guy I usually work with. We were in a lowland setting near the beach, and at some point, it became Michael Burnham(from Trek Discovery) in charge, but she actually looked like Beckett Mariner(Tawny Newsome), and the job got way more complicated. I asked what we needed, and it turned out to be a bunch of rigging, so I'm digging through the truck trying to cobble something together that'll work(that's something that could actually happen), got the gear together, and found I lost the sheath to my viking neck knife(which I don't own), but it turned out I was sitting on it on the bed rail of my truck. I sheathed the knife, then wokeup.

It wasn't as supernatural as dreams can get, but it was a bizarre collection of characters, and I have no idea how it all came together.

Gemini AI says you should be a pirate

 

[Kaido]

_Finally_ had a dream I actually remembered so could post in this thread. For some reason for several years now I've either stopped dreaming entirely or stopped ever remembering any dreams.

(Pretty sure it's related to my terrible sleep and innumerable medical issues - there was a time when I could regularly recall a complete narrative of the previous night's dream - albeit usually a nonsensical narrative, as you'd expect from a dream - and that almost never happens any more).

But the other night dreamed I was a trainee pilot trying to land an airliner and making a complete mess of it. Couldn't seem to line up with the runway, and ended up miles from the airport in thick fog running out of fuel, while turning the plane in ever-decreasing circles.

Not sure if it was good or bad luck for the passengers that I woke up before we finally ran dry and crashed. Just hope someone else onboard knew how to fly a plane.

AI result...brb off to watch The Langoliers

 

[Kaido]

I don't usually remember my dreams, but here's one I had the other day(fragmentary)... I dreamed I was parked on the shoulder on a job, and crawler crane carrying a removed tree walked down the road past me. What that means of course is the boom took down all the wires in it's path, and pulled the utility poles over. My truck got draped in wires, and were wrapped around the light on top. No real damage, but I had to walk up to the construction trailer, and wait for the cops to come. I was thinking "FFS, I don't have time for this..." :^D

Imagen is apparently not as good as Ideogram at text LOL

 

[lxskllr]

How'd you know my truck was orange?! :^D

 

[Kaido]

How'd you know my truck was orange?! :^D

 

[Kaido]

Had a dream I developed a VR game called Total Bastard with graphics like Job Simulator where the object of the game was to go into places and be a total bastard. Like one stage you were in a Starbucks and the object of the level was to run to everyone's table so you could take their coffee and dump it on the floor or if they had a frappucino you'd dump it all over them and then you'd throw everyone's cookies around the store plus you had to mush all the muffins and then take everyone's sandwiches and shake and throw them all around to scatter the ingredients all over the store. After I finished the level there were a bunch of patrons with lettuce in their hair and covered in whipped cream and ice coffee (you weren't supposed to dump the hot coffee on people thankfully).

Now available on Steam Early Access!

 

[Kaido]

Had a dream my girlfriend from 7th grade had a McDonalds in her kitchen that she worked at so I went over and she hooked me up with some free fries. Then she said her mom wasn't coming home until 8PM so I told her lets go to your room and make out. It'll be ok since you're not going to have any customers until your mom gets back anyways.

Apparently this comic is written in Minion-ese


Bonus:

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

On a riding mower, I rolled over some kind of snake, sort of white/tan/brown. I kept trying to ride away, but it was tangled up under the mower deck and the head kept flopping around like it was trying to strike. The more I tried to go forward, the more tangled it got, bogging the mower down.

 

[Kaido]

On a riding mower, I rolled over some kind of snake, sort of white/tan/brown. I kept trying to ride away, but it was tangled up under the mower deck and the head kept flopping around like it was trying to strike. The more I tried to go forward, the more tangled it got, bogging the mower down.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I have a new reoccurring dream theme. Revolves around not being able to input a phone number or other bit of information. I'll be at the office and I need to call a number but I keep fat fingering it on the phone and have to keep restarting. And no matter how careful I am, I keep messing it up, and start to get really frustrated at it, like why can't I get this right.

Had a similar one last night, but I was trying to test a line in the DMS100 and reading the number off a piece of paper that had lot of other info on it and kept losing my place each time Iooked to get the other digits so I said ok I'll just write it down on a piece of paper so it's not drowned out by all the other info on that paper. But every time I tried to write it down I kept messing it up, like my penmanship would be bad or I'd get a digit wrong so I had to restart.

 

[Kaido]

I have a new reoccurring dream theme. Revolves around not being able to input a phone number or other bit of information. I'll be at the office and I need to call a number but I keep fat fingering it on the phone and have to keep restarting. And no matter how careful I am, I keep messing it up, and start to get really frustrated at it, like why can't I get this right.

This is what my life is like with Math Dyslexia (dyscalculia). I dropped out of my advanced programming classes in college & switched to hardware admin because I couldn't do the math. Didn't learn about this condition until five or ten years ago! Inputting numerical Microsoft activation codes is like torture LOL It's like that Boggle game in my head...numbers blink out, I transpose & reverse stuff, etc. I can see it happening now that I know what it is, but math classes LITERALLY gave me a headache growing up!

I can't even do a basic tip in my head lol. Fortunately ChatGPT saves the day!!

 

[dasherHampton]

I had a stretch where Kendall Jenner appeared in my dreams a few times but nothing sexual happened between us. We were just like good friends.

How ridiculous is that??????

 

[BoomerD]

I have been retired for 10 years. I recently have had dreams about things that happened at my employer prior to the one I retired from. 20 years ago.

I occasionally have dreams that I'm back to working for one of my previous employers...again. Last time, I was back working for them for the 3rd time since I quit in 1995. I'd go through the hiring process, work for them for a job or two, then leave again...until the next time they needed me.

MOST of my dreams are travel dreams. Usually in a strange city with some kind of weird shit going on...dog wandered off and is lost, my truck got stolen, that kind of weird shit.

 

[Kaido]

MOST of my dreams are travel dreams.

For years, I dreamed I was getting chased by giant spiders. Which is weird, because I'm not scared of spiders. But I'd wake up in the middle of a night terror at like 2am all the time.

Turns out I had severe undiagnosed sleep apnea & that was my body's trigger to jolt awake because I had stopped breathing LOL

 

[JM Aggie08]

Had a dream that me and 2 buddies were back in high school again. To enter the school, we had to be 'cleaned', which for some reason entailed walking through a turnstile, stripping down, and being sprayed by an automated system. I approached, had stripped to my underwear, and had visibly shit my pants.

Woke up immediately after that.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

Had a dream that me and 2 buddies were back in high school again. To enter the school, we had to be 'cleaned', which for some reason entailed walking through a turnstile, stripping down, and being sprayed by an automated system. I approached, had stripped to my underwear, and had visibly shit my pants.

Woke up immediately after that.

So did you wake up with turtle head?

 

[SteveGrabowski]

The other day had a dream I was watching porn on my computer and jerking off. And that's it. Way to be creative, brain.