Post your professor/teacher's quotes

[CanOWorms]

Just remembered, I had another EE professor that said something similar to "I want to beat up all of you guys' kindergarten teachers for making you stupid."

 

[Radiohead]

Only 2 I can remember:
"Stroke the Ego"
"My name is Ike, please call me Ike, not ***"

 

[DanFungus]

"Go play on the freeway" (to people outside classroom making noise)
teacher:"*name* read my mind"
student:"I'm an idiot"
teacher:*laugh* (thinking, boy does HE look like an idiot)

 

[OS]

To be a successful electrical engineer, you must be able to use multidimensional approach to solve problems. Do you guys watch the NBA? All the good players use a multdimensional approach to solve the problem. What if you are only one dimensional? Look at Dennis Rodman, he is a one dimensional player, he is good at one thing and one thing only, rebound. Can you be a good basketball player if you only know how to rebound?


The human brain is very very smart and can correct for many errors. I was not born in this country and english is not my native language, but you are still able to understand my lectures. What does it mean if you cannot understand my lecture? Your brain has a poor error correction code.


-Dr. Hwang, CSU Pomona

 

[MisterPants]

(After accidentally spraying myself w/ water from a lab sink w/ high water pressure)-- "Enjoying the school showering facilities?"


Does anybody have a gun?