Post your picture and get only negative reactions.

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Me after I ate something that I was apparently allergic to.

girls?

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Me.

Me again.

Me again and again.

The camera was sitting right on top of a lamp, so I have that weird hue.

ups

With the expressions on your face in those pics, I think that 'weird hue' follows you wherever you go....

Å

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: hjo3
My god! I'm gorgeous!

VH1's Before They Were Famous presents "I have always been 'me': The Drew Carey Story"

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: xmellyx
Hit me with your best shot :lips:

Was that your first time, no wonder chicks say it hurts?

Å

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: OIKOS
taken about 1 month ago...:beer:

Damn, looks like he was really trying to make sure you didn't 'float' back up.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
There are a lot of ugly goofy guys here with attractive gfs/wives. I've only read half the thread, but so far the award goes to zbalat for the picture of his wife's cranks.

REPOST!

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Joeyman
Me all nekkid with my biatch

Damn you are pretty famous on the 'net, didn't know that was you....I think you could do better than that retarded kid.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: RedPickle
Me and the Nephew
Do your worst.

"Hard Copy: The Latin Michael Jackson - The NeverLand Borrio"

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: dtyn
Be Brutal!

Looks like you got your money's worth....was the big pic included in the escort package? She's pretty good once you get that dress off, still spending the extra $100/hr for that phillipino they have is well worth it.

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: dtyn
Be Brutal!

Looks like you got your money's worth....was the big pic included in the escort package? She's pretty good once you get that dress off, still spending the extra $100/hr for that phillipino they have is well worth it.

how cute.....takin your mom to the prom

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: RedPickle
Me and the Nephew
Do your worst.

"Hard Copy: The Latin Michael Jackson - The NeverLand Borrio"

ahahahahaha

 

[kuk]

I'll bite.

In the middle of nowhere

 

[bsr]

Originally posted by: Deeko
http://www.simpsons-quotes.com/C3/partay/deeklou.JPG

"DUDE, You got a DELL!!!!!"

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: kuk
I'll bite.

In the middle of nowhere

How long did it take to clear out that topless beach?

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: hjo3
My god! I'm gorgeous!

VH1's Before They Were Famous presents "I have always been 'me': The Drew Carey Story"

My God! It's a cross mutation of Roseanne and Milton (from Office Space)! "Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler..."

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: kuk
I'll bite.

In the middle of nowhere

"Nobody will find Julio here... Oh and how I loved him so...."

 

[thirtythree]

no one's insulted my picture yet

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: Deslocke
me

Don't forget to take your propecia today, and increase your shares of Rogaine stock in your 401K.

 

[kenshorin]

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3
Ya know.... After seeing some of the pics in this thread I almost wish I did have a pic that I could post here... Hell, I'd probably win a beauty pageant! Yuo all = teh ugliez!!!!!

Yeah... you don't have a pic.... suuuuuure thats why you won't post one...

No :camera: - no comment. OR BAN!

Makes you kinda wonder how ugly the ones with no pic are though, if we are all teh ugliez.

 

[kenshorin]

Originally posted by: beer

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos

Originally posted by: beer
Me with some random chick in August

Flame away.

are you wearing make up?

What, as opposed to half these asshats that have long sideburns and scratchy beards and look like they haven't washed their face in two weeks?

I have not dated a single girl that found body hair or any significant amount of facial hair attractive.

I don't have a goatee for the broads, I have it so I can look badass, as opposed to looking like the product of a Queer Eye For The Straight Guy episode.

:beer:

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: gistech1978

Originally posted by: Roger
I don't want to hear any shyt from you asshats

your eyes look sort of glazed over.
you werent smoking anything before that pic, were you?

Why do you think he owns a VW bus?

 

[3point14]

Originally posted by: Deslocke
me

"Show me on the doll where he touched you"

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: beer

What, as opposed to half these asshats that have long sideburns and scratchy beards and look like they haven't washed their face in two weeks?

I have not dated a single girl that found body hair or any significant amount of facial hair attractive.

read as:

1) you have dated a single girl as opposed to more than one
2) you have not dated a woman

David Hasselhoff even before he started shaving is one of the most popular celebrities outside of america.

When I used to shave while in wrestling and lifting seriously...I would get 'girls' saying they like hair, as much I got women that said they like a clean shaven look....

Å

 

[Regs]

Pic

 

[3point14]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

David Hasselhoff even before he started shaving is one of the most popular celebrities outside of america.

Å