Post your Pick-Up lines here...(lame or not)...

[conjur]

Originally posted by: jaeger66
If you meet my girlfriend try this:

"Hi, I have a penis!"

Then toss her some kneepads and relax.

:Q

 

[yukichigai]

"May I impregnate you with my demon spawn?"

"Is your face like that because you fell from heaven?"

I've gotten results with both of those lines.

 

[pennylane]

I've never tried a pickup line before. Although I imagine the right girl would give someone a shot if someone said something blatantly stupid.

 

[chin311]

Here's a semi-lame one this girl at work just showed meh:

First, you go up to the girl and check the tag on the back of her shirt and say:

"oh, just as i suspected 'made in heaven'".

cheesy, but may work on some

 

[Encryptic]

Ask her if she wants a pearl necklace.

 

[EXman]

I've Fallen for you like a Blind Roofer! :wine:

 

[NathanBWF]

Originally posted by: drunkmunk
I usually go with something smooth like "Nice shoes wanna fvck?"

bah! you beat me to it!

 

[nitsuj3580]

"Have you seen my weiner?"

"what did you say to me?"

"Have you seen...my weiner?"

best part of Something About Mary

 

[Brutuskend]

Him. "Ever been picked up by the FUZZ?"

Her. "No, but I've been swung around by my tits!"

 

[IcePhoenix]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Him. "Ever been picked up by the FUZZ?"

Her. "No, but I've been swung around by my tits!"

:Q

 

[blackdogdeek]

i'm surprised i haven't seen this one yet:

you look like you've got some [irish/german/asian/etc] in you. no? would you like some?

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
Ask her if she wants a pearl necklace.

lol, i was hanging out with my friends and a few girls were there, and i mentioned this. and the girls got all interested and were asking 'whats a pearl necklace?'. we all had a pretty good laugh, and they got all shocked when we told them. also had to explain other terms.

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: yukichigai

"Is your face like that because you fell from heaven?"

GOLD!!!!

 

[Elbryn]

Excuse me, but i've been looking at you for awhile and i was wondering if you had a little asian in you?
no? would you like some?

 

[chin311]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
i'm surprised i haven't seen this one yet:

you look like you've got some [irish/german/asian/etc] in you. no? would you like some?

ioi, great one.

 

[jagr10]

Hey Baby, I'm one size, and it fits all!

 

[yukichigai]

"Is your name Bambi? 'cause I was just thinking of skinning you like a deer."