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[CorCentral]

I'll start it off with a light one that most have never heard......


Hickory Dickory Dock
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock stuck one
......... and the rest escaped with minor injuries!



Post'um if you got um, something better UM

 

[KLin]

There was an old man from Nantucket
His cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a wise and beautiful woman I could fuck it!

 

[OCGuy]

There once was a man from nantucket.....























Abortion/AIDS/genocide/double pen/famine/ebola/etc....

 

[CorCentral]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell in and could'nt swim
........ Neither could Jill!

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

There was a young gigolo named Bruno

Who said, "Screwing's one thing I do know.

While women are fine,

And sheep are divine,

Llama's are numero uno!"

 

[CorCentral]

There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who crossed the sea in a bucket
And when she got there
They asked for the fare
So she pulled up her dress and said "FUCK IT"

 

[Flammable]

Originally posted by: CorCentral
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who crossed the sea in a bucket
And when she got there
They asked for the fare
So she pulled up her dress and said "FUCK IT"

haha

 

[CorCentral]

Most of you have probably heard of this one..................


There once was a man from Boston
Who drove around in an Austin (small crap car)
He wasn't too thin
Didn't quite fit in
His balls hung out and he lost 'em

 

[Rudee]

Merrily we roll along......................... CLIFF!!!

 

[mordantmonkey]

there once was a hermit named dave,
who kept a dead whore in his cave,
he said, "i must admit
she smells like shit,
but think of the money i save!"

 

[geno]

There once was a man from Nantucket
With fine balls of brass
In stormy weather
They'd clang together
And sparks flew out his ass

 

[CorCentral]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
They each had a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two and a half
Do you think they went up for water?


Jack & Jill went up the hill
to smoke a little leaf
Jack got high, pulled down his fly,
and Jill said, "Where's the beef?"

 

[CorCentral]

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play............. He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

 

[oiprocs]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
He had both hands and he loved it,
When one was in the use
or his lady refused,
The other strapped on just to rub it!

 

[Mizugori]

lmao... marked

 

[CorCentral]

(Ode to Bill O'Reilly)

There once was a man named O'Reilly
Who said:If you you want me to lie, well I'm sorry!
But then again if I tried
I'd get the Left on my side
Just to prove they are fuller of Blarney!


It's dorky, but I wrote it!

 

[PepePeru]

There was once a Seal from Nantucket.
That always thought, "I has a bucket"
Then on a sunny day, he had a bad feeling,
he noticed this bucket they be stealing!

 

[1sikbITCH]

[Dice]
Jack and Jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with 2.50 that fucking slut!
[/Dice]

 

[Perknose]

There once was a girl from Hoboken
Who claimed that her cherry was broken
From riding a bike
On a cobblestone pike
But it really was broken from pokin'!

 

[Tim]

There once was a chick from uranus.


That hoe stank...

 

[eplebnista]

In anything written by Dickens,
It's certain the plot always thickens;
With characters, themes
And digressions it teems;
As for sex, though, it's mighty slim pickin's.

 

[eplebnista]

There once was a man named Piatt,
who's sexual habits were a riot.
From horses to hens,
To mice and men,
If it had a hole, he would try it.

:Q

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: theplaidfad
There once was a chick from uranus.


That hoe stank...

HAHAHAHAHHA

11/10

 

[eplebnista]

There once was a guy named Matt
Who had an overly large cat
When it chased a mouse
It shook the whole house
So Matt got rid of the cat.