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Originally posted by: DonVito
Originally posted by: Orsorum

I'd love to find out who that is and debate them on each point. 😀

I challenged him to publically post his sentiments, and he sent this:

So you'd be happy if I just came out in a thread and announced plainly that I hate liberals?

I once got into an argument with my aunt when I was 13. She called me an asshole because she refused to believe that I saw a yellowpages ad for an abortion clinic, advertising abortions into the third trimester. She never responded when I sent her the yellowpages ad. But yes, ever since she called me an asshole at 13, I've hated liberals. Mind you, I work with them, and they are fantastic people, even my homosexual boss.

:disgust:

What a whackjob. Sounds really young, too.
 
Originally posted by: DonVito
Originally posted by: Orsorum

I'd love to find out who that is and debate them on each point. 😀

I challenged him to publically post his sentiments, and he sent this:

So you'd be happy if I just came out in a thread and announced plainly that I hate liberals?

I once got into an argument with my aunt when I was 13. She called me an asshole because she refused to believe that I saw a yellowpages ad for an abortion clinic, advertising abortions into the third trimester. She never responded when I sent her the yellowpages ad. But yes, ever since she called me an asshole at 13, I've hated liberals. Mind you, I work with them, and they are fantastic people, even my homosexual boss.

:disgust:

I love that reply, it's classic.

"You're a racist!"
"NO I'M NOT, I EVEN HAVE FRIENDS THAT ARE BLACK!"

Do I really give twoshits? NO, I don't care if you have black friends, so don't avoid the subject.
 
By supporting Kerry, you support the killing of some 6 million innocent babies per year in this country. Whether you wear the uniform or not, I have no respect for someone who supports Holocaust-like murder on a yearly basis.

Yes, I am offended by you (and your Liberal buddies). Yes, I take it personally having been a two-month premature baby myself.
Maybe we should extend abortion to the third trimester just for you.



You're all about the grey area and blurring of right and wrong. Everything is fine as long as you feel good.
Says who, I dont see any liberals allowing the legalization of cocaine or heroine.

You're probably first in line when a school decides it wants to eliminate sporting events because the losing team members will feel too bad afterwards.
Exaggeration, no need to comment

You support the likes of Janet Reno who invaded innocent Americans, not terrorists.
Hey who supported the Patriot Act? Which attorny general accepted an honorary degree from a univeristy that had disallowed interracial relationships up until recently?

You support the likes of Janet Reno who openly suggested the legalization of child porn.
Rigghhttt. "I want naked boys on my computer now"-Janet Reno

You support giving every child a condom in the classroom and the removal of the 10 Commandments from every courthouse wall.
Because the children will actually use the condoms. You really think having condoms around will increase the amount of sex? So if i held a condom in my hand and walked around school, my chances of scoring will quadruple right?

You support the removal of the right to bear arms.
Because we dont need it anymore. Although id be willing to conceed on this point

You support the likes of Bill Clinton who disgraced the office.
Bill Clinton did more for this nation than GWB ever did in his sorry 4 years. If i could vote for clinton again i would.

You support the likes of Bill Clinton who gave sensitive weapons guidance technology to China in exchange for campaign contributions. (A lot of good that will do your brothers in arms.)
Whatver

It pains you to hear the words, "One Nation Under God".
SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE RETARD. plus there is no god, but thats a debate for another time.

You don't want "marriage" as we know it be a sacred institution.
Because it f'ing isn't. It's just a formalized human idea of monogamy that would exist regardless due to our evoutionary leanings towards a monogamous relationship. And since you're all about the constitution, "all men are created equal"?


I can't believe some conservatives. Some of you fiscal conservatives, i agree with, and not wanting to make more government hand out programs, i also agree with. But this kind of religious right makes me want to puke. If these peopel ran the world, we'd still be burning "witches" at the stake.
 
Originally posted by: Orsorum

What a whackjob. Sounds really young, too.

Sadly he's not that young. He is, however, really short, which I can't help but think is part of the problem.

He's quite a prolific poster here, and he hides his evil side with a pretty benign persona on the board.
 
if you are so much into giving your children the freedom to have fun, send your daughter/s over to me. better yet, let both your sons and daughters have fun by walking out naked and let them get pumped by every tom, dick and harry. hey, its just fun and let them be curious about it. you son MIGHT have never experienced something up his rear hole and your daughters MIGHT have never experienced two men doing her at the same time good to satisfy their curiousity

I think it is either humorous or sad. I kinda laugh at it, the man is an obvious loon.

 
found another from a female member:

lol, you are cute when you are tipsy. hell, you are cute sober too, woohoo!

If you are ever in NY, you can stop in and wish me happy birthday properly.

:Q
 
<checks private message>

what the christ? you mean nobody messages me?

You're damn right. Nobody messes with me.

-silver
 
Originally posted by: pyonir
found another from a female member:

lol, you are cute when you are tipsy. hell, you are cute sober too, woohoo!

If you are ever in NY, you can stop in and wish me happy birthday properly.

:Q

pyonir, your mother's pm's dont count.
 
well? Pics? Is she hot? I want to make sure i'm not wasting my time. I could be visiting times square or something...
 
Originally posted by: pyonir
well? Pics? Is she hot? I want to make sure i'm not wasting my time. I could be visiting times square or something...

Shes the one w/ the blue miniskirt and the pink boa. She goes by Bambi. Tell her mo0o sent you and you get 15% off.
 
Me to Mod: Rent-a-mods never get paid what they're worth.
Mod's reply: Since we get paid nothing, that is a good thing. I would hate to feel worthless.

:laugh:
 
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