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Here are two for Matt so he does not feel left out.
There was this group of people on a tour-bus. The guide on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a guy got up and said that he could tell a Swedish joke. Suddenly a woman in the back of the bus said, "No, don't do that. I'm swedish." The guide looked at her and said, "Oh, that's okay. We'll explain it to you afterwards."
Once there came a swedish customer into the store and asked, "Kan jag få två smörgåsar?" (May I have two sandwiches). The store-clerk then asked, "Are you Swedish?" whereupon the Swede answered "is it because I said 'smörgåsar' (i.e. the swedish word for sandwich,) that you knew I was a Swede?". The clerk made a cunning smirk, "no, it's because you're in a hardware store."
Now back to the French jokes! 😀
There was this group of people on a tour-bus. The guide on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a guy got up and said that he could tell a Swedish joke. Suddenly a woman in the back of the bus said, "No, don't do that. I'm swedish." The guide looked at her and said, "Oh, that's okay. We'll explain it to you afterwards."
Once there came a swedish customer into the store and asked, "Kan jag få två smörgåsar?" (May I have two sandwiches). The store-clerk then asked, "Are you Swedish?" whereupon the Swede answered "is it because I said 'smörgåsar' (i.e. the swedish word for sandwich,) that you knew I was a Swede?". The clerk made a cunning smirk, "no, it's because you're in a hardware store."
Now back to the French jokes! 😀
XZeroII
Lifer
Mwilding: Both of yours are repeats. The thread isn't that long, take a look before posting 😉 just a heads up
Why do frenchmen have a reputation as good lovers?
Because it takes too many to screw in a lightbulb, so they just do everything in the dark and you can't see what's going on.
Why do frenchmen have a reputation as good lovers?
Because it takes too many to screw in a lightbulb, so they just do everything in the dark and you can't see what's going on.
blakeatwork
Diamond Member
Not a strictly French joke, but it does have one in it...
"A Frenchman, American, Brit, and Irish are having dinner in the CN Tower, discussing how best to show their loyalty to their country. All of a suddenm the American jumps up, runs to the window, crashes through shouting "I do this for The US of A!" and plunges to his death. Astonished, the other three run to the window, where they see the American's body on the gorund far, far down. The Frenchmen, not wanting to be shown up by the American pig-dog, immediately jumps out, shouting "Vive Le France!".
Then the Irishman pushes the Brit out the window.
(OK, so you have to be English or Irish to appreciate it.. but it's all i can come up with right now..😛)
"A Frenchman, American, Brit, and Irish are having dinner in the CN Tower, discussing how best to show their loyalty to their country. All of a suddenm the American jumps up, runs to the window, crashes through shouting "I do this for The US of A!" and plunges to his death. Astonished, the other three run to the window, where they see the American's body on the gorund far, far down. The Frenchmen, not wanting to be shown up by the American pig-dog, immediately jumps out, shouting "Vive Le France!".
Then the Irishman pushes the Brit out the window.
(OK, so you have to be English or Irish to appreciate it.. but it's all i can come up with right now..😛)
ROFL.
Me, communist... right. I'm liberal by european standards or according to american terms I'm sharing many of the values of those who confess to be democrats. In other words. I'm against death penalty, pro abortion, pro independent press....
I've spent most of my years arguing with communists, against all their twisted values... this is the first time I've ever been called a commie so... please let me giggle a bit about that silly statement. I do however find right wing conservative christian values to be as twisted as the communist ones too. So if you do confess to be one of those then maybe.. In your eyes I might just be a commie.
/Matt
😀
Me, communist... right. I'm liberal by european standards or according to american terms I'm sharing many of the values of those who confess to be democrats. In other words. I'm against death penalty, pro abortion, pro independent press....
I've spent most of my years arguing with communists, against all their twisted values... this is the first time I've ever been called a commie so... please let me giggle a bit about that silly statement. I do however find right wing conservative christian values to be as twisted as the communist ones too. So if you do confess to be one of those then maybe.. In your eyes I might just be a commie.
/Matt
😀
Originally posted by: Jimbo
Matt
Those were not even close to being funny.
Quit trying to Fvck up the tread and start a new one if what you have to say is that important.
Q. What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other?
A. Bisexual
I've heard that one before, but it always had the punchline "a french pimp" rather than "bisexual"
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