Post your favorite "wise" saying!

[Chunkee]

"If the chips aren't flyin, its time to get a sharper axe or a softer log!"

-Dad

 

[Tsaico]

Sometimes, it is best to say nothing.

-dad

 

[MaverickBP]

see sig

 

[TitanDiddly]

Nill Illigitimus Carborundum

'Don't let the bastards wear you down'

 

[toekramp]

be safe

-Dad

(whenever i was going out with a laaady)

 

[Whitecloak]

assumptions are the mother of all fvck-ups!

 

[BW86]

Originally posted by: toekramp
be safe

-Dad

(whenever i was going out with a laaady)

Same with my dad :laugh:

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: BW86

Originally posted by: toekramp
be safe

-Dad

(whenever i was going out with a laaady)

Same with my dad :laugh:

:beer: for no unwanted lil' toekramps & BW86s running around

 

[Zanix]

"To thine own self be true" -from the ol' man

Still figuring it out.


Oh I like this one too:

"Keep a good head about ya." -Matt Koon

 

[lokiju]

"The squeaky wheel gets the grease"

-Dad

"Tell them to go fvck their selves"

-Dad

"What time is it?"
-Me
"Half past the monkeys ass, quarter past the balls"
-Dad

"Where's so and so?"
-Me
"He went to sh!t and the hogs ate him"
-Dad


Ah my good 'ol Dad, always full of wisdom.

 

[Argo]

Dad: "Son, always remember, most people are idiots"

 

[Mucho]

Life is a bitch then you die.

 

[Oyeve]

"Lifes a bitch, then you marry one"
"You are dying the day you are born"
"Today is yesterdays tomorrow and tomorows yesterday"
"RTFM!"

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Oyeve
"Today is yesterdays tomorrow and tomorows yesterday"

nice one!

 

[meltdown75]

Grandpa: "Any fool can earn a penny, but it takes a man to save one."

Dad: "Keep it in your pants." (when i was a teen, headed to a party, etc...)

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

-Mom

 

[Brazen]

If there's grass on the field, play ball!

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: Oyeve
"Lifes a bitch, then you marry one"
"You are dying the day you are born"
"Today is yesterdays tomorrow and tomorows yesterday"
"RTFM!"

LOL @ "RTFM"

 

[HardcoreRobot]

dont do anything i wouldnt do

if you are drinking and driving, dont drive

 

[sharkeeper]

Wish in one hand and sh!t in the other and see which one fills the fastest.

 

[Chunkee]

"It remains to be seen."

- dad

seems like dads use the sage phrasology more than mom

 

[cheapgoose]

the only thing my dad ever told me about women.

don't knock anyone up. ( when I was 15 going on my first date)

 

[Brazen]

He who writes for fools is sure of a large audience.

 

[Tifababy]

"Like the Chinese say...Eat rice, be nice and let the good times roll"

-Dad

 

[DainBramaged]

Choose your battles.