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I'm Typing

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Just heard this one...


George W. Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso all die. Due to a
glitch in the mundane/celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at
the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths
have taken place decades apart.

The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter
questions him. "You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths
certain people will go to, to sneak into Heaven under false pretenses. Can
you prove who you really are?" Einstein ponders for a few seconds and
asks, "Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?" Saint Peter complies
with a snap of his fingers. The blackboard and chalk instantly appear.
Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his
special theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You
really *are* Einstein! Welcome to heaven!"

The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again Saint Peter asks for his
credentials. Picasso doesn't hesitate. "Mind if I use that blackboard and
chalk?" Saint Peter says, "Go ahead," Picasso erases Einstein's scribbles
and proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude
women: he captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk.
Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!
Come on in!"

The last to arrive is George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head.
"Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you
prove yours?"

George W. looks bewildered, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs, "Come on in, George."
 


<< I'm typing, you rule, no matter what they say about you in the other pol threads. great joke. >>



Lesse, he copy 'n pastes a joke he saw on some other website in this thread and sounds like a broken record towing the Demoncratic party line in numerous other threads while evidencing no ability to actually think for himself--and yet you think he &quot;rules&quot;. Evidently you are impressed quite easily. I can juggle, therefore I must be a god in your eyes.
 
I hate don't like Bush but I don't have a bush joke.... but I do have a good clinton joke...


President clinton just finished a workout in the gym and was changing in the dressing room. A gentleman next to him noticed that the president had a pair of ladies undies tied around his arm. The gentleman asked &quot;excuse me Mr. President, but why are you wearing those undies around your arm?&quot;. The president replied &quot;I'm trying to cut down so I got the patch&quot;.
 
GWB was havin a movement... Out popped I'm Typing.

Damn ! said GW... &quot;I thougt beano would take care of that !&quot;
 


<< I can juggle, therefore I must be a god in your eyes. >>



Whatever gets you through the day.... If me thinking you are a god keeps you from hanging yourself, consider it done.
 


<< If me thinking you are a god keeps you from hanging yourself, consider it done. >>



That's mighty compassionate of ya Freak, however it's not really necessary. What would really make me happy would be if the likes of I'm Typing starting thinking for themselves instead of being lead by the hand of the guilty white liberals.
 
I'm Typing and Slick Willy are walking down a gravel road in a rural area one day. They happen to spot a sheep with his head stuck in a fence, so, Slick Willy runs up to it, pulls his pants down and has his way with it. When he's finished, Slick Willy turns to I'm Typing and says, hey, it's your turn now, so I'm Typing runs up and sticks his head in the fence.
 

Top Ten George W. Bush Vacation Fun Tips

10. When grilling, discarded Gore ballots make handy charcoal-starters
9. As President, you can veto &quot;last call&quot;
8. Stay on vacation for next four years -- let Dick Cheney worry about running the country
7. Send post card to friends and family who helped rig the election
6. Waterslide parks are a great way to &quot;accidentally&quot; tumble into girls in bikinis
5. If the lines are too long at Disneyworld, see if Jeb can pull a few strings for you
4. Want an inexpensive yet tasty sunblock? Try mayonnaise
3. If it rains, no problem -- you'll love &quot;Dude, Where's My Car?&quot;
2. Take a riverboat down the mighty Mississippissippi
1. If you don't like the resort, electrocute your travel agent

Edit:
Courtesy of the great letterman....(duh)
 
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