Post your favorite momma jokes here

[dcpsoguy]

Your momma is so fat that she has a lifeguard for her cereal

 

[supesman]

Yo mamma so fat, she uses the freeway as a slip 'n slide.

 

[dcpsoguy]

This sure is a funny thread!

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

You know that when ever you're gonna play the dozens. You have to start,
"Just remember that the dozens is a game, but what I did to your momma last night was a goddamn shame!"

 

[cmdavid]

Yo mommas so stupid.. i told her it was chili outside and she went and got her bowl and spoon....