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dcpsoguy

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Disclaimer for mods and sensitive people- This post is not meant to discourage anybody. It is just for entertainment purposes, and nothing else, and should be taken as nothing else

My favorite- Your mom has more chins than a chinese phonebook
 
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snakesnfrogs

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Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."



Yo mama's so ugly, you can fvck her in any position and its still doggy style

 
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Clinotus

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Yo mama's so fat her a$$ looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretchmarks.

Yo mama's so fat, that her nickname is, "dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh"

Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Seaworld Shamu got a hard on.

Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
 
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KameLeon

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Yo mama's so ugly, she went to a haunted house and came out with a job application
Never heard that one. LOL! :D
 
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<< Yo mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said &quot;Sorry, no professionals.&quot;



Yo mama's so ugly, you can fvck her in any position and its still doggy style >>



wowo, where can I see this mama? :D
 
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Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents!
 
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Your Mom's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said &quot;Sorry, no professionals.&quot;

Your Mom's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
 
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Zach

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<< Your Mom's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. >>



Excellent.
 
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NikPreviousAcct

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That's really not all that funny.

here's mine:

Yo mamma's so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Yo mamma's so dumb that she thought the Quarter Back was a refund.
Yo mamma's so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
 
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Amused

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Heh, this brings back memories. LOL

Yo momma's so fat, when I yell &quot;Kool-Aid,&quot; she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo momma is so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.

Yo momma so fat, when she puts on a Malcom X T-shirt helicopters try to land on her.

Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo momma is so ugly ... her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her!

Yo momma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave.

Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.

Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said &quot;Moving.&quot;

Yo momma's been on welfare so long, they put her face on a food stamp.

Yo momma is so stupid, she sat at a stop sign for half an hour waiting for it to turn green.

Yo momma so dumb she took a blood test and failed.

Yo momma is so slutty, it took her 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

Yo momma is twice the man you are.
 
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