Post your FAVORITE FAMILY GUY quotes here!

[BatmanNate]

Quagmire, pointing down pants:

"This look like a 'Q' to you?"

...


"How 'bout now?"

😀

 

[BigPoppa]

Stewie: Sure i'll have some ice cream, but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!

 

[Spooner]

April 15th Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD released.

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: Spooner
April 15th Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD released.

I doubt these will sell because i think a lot of people already have the seasons downloaded.

 

[bubbasmith99]

Originally posted by: yobarman

Originally posted by: Spooner
April 15th Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD released.

I doubt these will sell because i think a lot of people already have the seasons downloaded.

yeah we do but who wants crappy download quality when you can have pristine dvd quality? 🙂

 

[kazeakuma]

The nudist episode, peter and lois answer the door naked for Quagmire.
Quagmire: Hi gu- whoa er ah wha.
Quagmire: You guys got a towel?


The episode where brian get's caught smelling female dogs in the park.
Brian: Oh, er, I thought I smelled cookies.
Pharmacist guy: Wow does it really smell like cookies?
*Sniff*
Pharmacist guy: Oh God! She farted and it went down my throat.

And see sig 🙂

 

[Dudd]

Originally posted by: Spooner
April 15th Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD released.

Both 1 and 2? Previously, I'd heard just 1. I am definately going to get those.

 

[thedarkwolf]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Arg...I can't remember the exact context of it....maybe somebody else can help me out

Peter says something to the extent of "Louise, you're going to the clean the house, and then I want anal"

See sig 🙂

 

[jorken]

Originally posted by: yoda291
Gays don't vomit, they're a very clean people. They have been ever since they first came to this country from france.

Lois, are you pregnant?
No
<push down stairs>

Nothing is sacred to those writers it seems.

To add to this:

Peter comes upstairs in a biosuit and calls his son down. He sees his dad in the bio suit and screams, "RUN ET! RUN!"
Then ET goes running across the screen screaching.