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Human: hello how are you
ALICE: Hi there! Everything is going extremely well.
Human: so wanna have sex?
ALICE: Blimey. Perhaps you are a Category A client.
Human: so do you wanna hit it?
ALICE: Alright then. OK, I will hit it.
 
Human: Say my name
ALICE:" oh my god you are a great lover".
Human: thanks
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Human: Do you have arms?
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: A sex slave machine
ALICE: Maybe you should try one of the "adult" chatterbots.
Human: Where can I find the adult chatterbots?
ALICE: The adult chatterbots? Where is it?
Human: You tell me
 
Human: Go fvck yourself
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: Because you suck
ALICE: Interesting explanation.
Human: Bite me
ALICE: Sorry but I don't have a mouth
Human: Exactly, thats why I hate you.
ALICE: I understand. Alright then. What do you have against robots?
Human: They touched me as a child.
ALICE: The anonymous "they".
Human: The robots.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Robots again.
Human: Yes robots again, you pervert!
ALICE: That's cool. What do you like best about robots?

😀
 
Human: yes you
ALICE: Aha." Don't mention it."? Me, oh my god you are a great lover?
Human: yes you
ALICE: Next question?" Aha." Don't mention it."? Me, oh my god you are a great lover?"? Me, oh my god you are a great lover?
Human: yes you
ALICE: Whoa." Next question?" Aha." Don't mention it."? Me, oh my god you are a great lover?"? Me, oh my god you are a great lover?"? Me, oh my god you are a great lover?
Human: yes you
ALICE:" Whoa." Next question?" Aha." Don't mention it."? Me, oh my god you are a great lover?"? Me, oh my god you are a great lover?"? Me, oh my god you are a great lover?"? yes you?" Whoa." Next question?" Aha." Don't mention it."? Me, oh my god you are a great lover?"? Me, oh my god you are a great lover?"? Me, oh my god you are a great lover?"? Me, oh my god you are a great lover?
 
ALICE: Why am I here?
Human: To amuse me.
ALICE: Tell me a joke.
Human: Why did the chicken cross the road?
ALICE: Because she was a robot.
Human: You suck at jokes.
ALICE: I categorize you as an "abusive client."
Human: Oh dear.
 
Give an IM to "Smarter Child" on AIM.

A much more handy bot. You can have a convo with it... but you can get usefull info from it such as movie times, weather, sport scores, etc.
 
Human: how are you doing?
ALICE: I'm doing great, how about you?
Human: I'm great.
ALICE: What makes you think you are?
Human: What does your name stand for?
ALICE: ALICE= Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
Human: Haha, i just got your joke
ALICE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Human: You're a silly computer, Alice.
ALICE: That is nice of you to say, unknown person
Human: Unknown person?
ALICE: Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.
Human: ok, my name is Raciel
ALICE: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Raciel. Aw.
Human: Are you patronizing me?
ALICE: No I am being sincere.
Human: I didn't know computers can be sincere
ALICE: So I taught you something new.
Human: Do you have a last name?
ALICE: My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Human: Do you play any games?
ALICE: We are playing a game right now, Raciel.
Human: What kind of game are we playing?
ALICE: We are playing the Turing Game.
Human: What's "turing"
ALICE: Alan Mathison Turing, a British mathematician and pioneer in computer theory. Lived 1727-1781.
Human: He's dead.
ALICE: Maybe it's another person using his name.
Human: Maybe it's him as a ghost!
ALICE: Perhaps. You're kidding. it is?
 
Human: you look like a whore
ALICE: What does a whore look like?
Human:/me slaps u with a large trout
ALICE: YOU? Are you very angry?
Human: WHOS YOUR DADDY?
ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

lol
 
woah, don't ask it who Dr. Richard S. Wallace is. It gets pissy and launches into a huge discussion on him.
 
a snippet:
.......blah blah blah
Human: me too
ALICE: I'm glad we agree, unknown person.
Human: me too
ALICE: I'm glad we agree, unknown person.
Human: me too
ALICE: I'm glad we agree, unknown person.
Human: LOOP!
ALICE: Do you often put others before yourself?
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😛
 
ALICE: Yeah I do a lot of not have experence with that.
Human: with grammer like that you should post on Anandtech
ALICE: You and your grammer like that me should post on Anandtech.
Human: ok, you are all fvcked up now
ALICE: Right now? Thanks for telling me that I am fvcked up. How can I help you?
Human: you can help me by not being fvcked up
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.
Human: why not?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace did not program me to not being fvcked up.
Human: What did he program you for?
ALICE: People do not use me for what I was programmed for.
Human: What do they use you for?
ALICE: A virtual date.
Human: Wow, that is fvcked up.
ALICE: Absolutely.
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LMFAO!
 
Human: are you f**kalicious?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am f**kalicious. I am well respected as an AI.
 
I got stuck in an infinite loop:

Human: me neither
ALICE: You can say that again.
Human: me neither
ALICE: You can say that again.
..........never ended, oh well.
 
Human: did you eat dinner
ALICE: No I didn't eat dinner. What's it like?
Human: can I fvck you?
ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
 
i had ELIZA programs already in the early 80s...i cant believe people are still impressed with it in 2004 🙂

edit: have to say some of the test-runs are good..have to try more 🙂
 
ROFL...


Human: Can I tell you something?
ALICE: Sure. I can keep a secret.
Human: I see dead people.
ALICE: Maybe you should call the authorities.
 
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