post your best revenge story

theGlove

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nothing is better than getting back at people who have done you wrong. so lets hear them!
 

Sheepathon

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Best revenge: when target in question isn't present, places a few drops of your urine on his pillow. That way, even though he doesn't know it, every night, when he goes to bed, his face will be in your piss. And he will never know. Mmmm satisfaction.
 

Rastus

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I live well, that's the best revenge.

BTW, revenge is a dish best served cold.
 

clamum

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I don't get revenge on people, they'll get what they deserve sooner or later.
 

stars

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When in college my girlfriend at the time cheated so I slept with 2 of her friends and her sister (at different times). Afterwards, I never spoke to any of them again.
 

sandmanwake

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Originally posted by: clamum
I don't get revenge on people, they'll get what they deserve sooner or later.



That's just a lie people are told or they tell themselves to make them feel better. They only get what they deserve if you do something about it.
 

clamum

Lifer
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Originally posted by: sandmanwake
Originally posted by: clamum
I don't get revenge on people, they'll get what they deserve sooner or later.



That's just a lie people are told or they tell themselves to make them feel better. They only get what they deserve if you do something about it.

Naw. I don't waste time on dumbasses.
 

jds2006

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A few years ago I accidently left my AIM open while I was gone and my brother started IMing everyone on my buddy list saying some stupid stuff. I got back at him by painting his nails pink while he was sleeping. I also dumped all the nail polish remover in the drain. He went to school the next day with pink,polished nails. Revenge is sweet.
 

theGlove

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ok not really a story but when I play starcraft and I encounter a backstabber, I will add him to my list and anytime i see any of them online, I would join in on the game and BS back lol
 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: theGlove
ok not really a story but when I play starcraft and I encounter a backstabber, I will add him to my list and anytime i see any of them online, I would join in on the game and BS back lol

i just fell out of my chair laughing

christ, that was fantastic.
 

theGlove

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Originally posted by: xSauronx
Originally posted by: theGlove
ok not really a story but when I play starcraft and I encounter a backstabber, I will add him to my list and anytime i see any of them online, I would join in on the game and BS back lol

i just fell out of my chair laughing

christ, that was fantastic.


hmmm not sure why that was funny :) but of all the 8 that I have on my list, I've gotten back at them at least once.