*POST* Your best away messages!

[nmcglennon]

I think it is fun to read people's away messages, so I am to curious to find out some of you guys favorite/best away messages.

Post your best away messages in this thread!!

 

[minendo]

http://www.aimawaymessages.com/

My thread on this topic got locked yesterday.

 

[eakers]

eakers is teh smrt

 

[MichaelD]

I'm not here. You suck. Your mom too. Goodbye. *click--dial tooooooooooone*

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: eakers
eakers is teh smrt

Yes, j00 4r3 1337.

 

[GroundZero]

i'm out cooking the neighbors dog on the bbq, want to come over and grub?
if so you got the phone number...

 

[Yeeny]

I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.

Aww, who am I kidding, I'm downloading porn.

 

[DAWeinG]

stuDYING

 

[gump47371]

I live at our business, so sometimes I use


At work, not far away,
but there I must stay,
or I won't get any pay.

EDIT Hell, I'm a poet and didn't know it, make a rhyme every time.

 

[GroundZero]

an old one was ,
sssshhhhhhhh
talking to the coppers right now.
call you back

 

[Skel]

I'm pretending that I can have a life, I'll get back to you when I come to my senses...

 

[Dragnov]

"Sister please."

 

[Swag1138]

I mostly use little poems I write, or song lyrics.

The only one I think you guys would like is:

After intraveinously injecting the peanut buttery substance I had marinated for weeks in vinegar and rubbing alcohol, I was sick for days. Apparently, there IS a wrong way to eat a reses!

 

[schizoid]

My best is:

i like to eat poop.

 

[amdskip]

Here is PAB's: I'm here... but I am busy... I am working on something, so I will be totally unable to take your message at this time... but I still love you... especially if you buy me cookies... I love cookies... but not as much as I love you (of course)...

 

[LeStEr]

Any messages? Just send them to Jesus care of the Pentagon.

 

[thawolfman]

Originally posted by: minendo
http://www.aimawaymessages.com/

My thread on this topic got locked yesterday.

sweet mother of popups

 

[Anubis]

this is mine now

"like the bull elephant: alone, watchful and diligent, above it all, satisfied, downbound to nothing at all in the world."