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hoiky

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Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: rudder
Originally posted by: hoiky
First PM after midnight eastern tonight wins a date with me.

there will be a lot of dissappointed ATOT'ers when they find out your a 47 years old and a male.

You're pretty dumb aren't you?

while I doubt that he is, I don't think I could ever get drunk enough to even want to win that prized date

You're dumber than he. The subject is April Fools.

Besides the reason you need to get drunk with me or any girl is that it's the only way you have any balls with them. Your hand never says no.

Sweety, - why don't You browse to my profile, and then follow the link to check out my fiance and me.

After that, when You realise, that You have made an idiot out of Yourself in public yet again, You can go cry on Your pillow.

Sweet dreams. Sweet, lonely dreams, sugar.

Was it yours or her choice for the little boy haircut? So I take it you have homosexual tendencies not that there's anything wrong with that.

I love Your pathetic attempts at trying to insult me. But I understand what Your life's frustrations are stemming from.

Hope Your life gets better, so that You do not have to be so bitter!

Have a good one!


You're a hypocrite since you want to insult people then spin it back. Do not try to say you need to be drunk with me when your fiance is a dog.
 
Jan 8, 2003
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Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: rudder
Originally posted by: hoiky
First PM after midnight eastern tonight wins a date with me.

there will be a lot of dissappointed ATOT'ers when they find out your a 47 years old and a male.

You're pretty dumb aren't you?

while I doubt that he is, I don't think I could ever get drunk enough to even want to win that prized date

You're dumber than he. The subject is April Fools.

Besides the reason you need to get drunk with me or any girl is that it's the only way you have any balls with them. Your hand never says no.

Sweety, - why don't You browse to my profile, and then follow the link to check out my fiance and me.

After that, when You realise, that You have made an idiot out of Yourself in public yet again, You can go cry on Your pillow.

Sweet dreams. Sweet, lonely dreams, sugar.

Was it yours or her choice for the little boy haircut? So I take it you have homosexual tendencies not that there's anything wrong with that.

I love Your pathetic attempts at trying to insult me. But I understand what Your life's frustrations are stemming from.

Hope Your life gets better, so that You do not have to be so bitter!

Have a good one!


You're a hypocrite since you want to insult people then spin it back. Do not try to say you need to be drunk with me when your fiance is a dog.

Now You have switched from insulting me, to insulting my fiance. I love it how You are not giving up, although it is clearly not working.

Well, You take care now, bye-bye!



 
Jan 8, 2003
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Originally posted by: RettaGuy
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: VBboy
I am going to ask my buddy's girlfriend to marry me


nah, that's old and done before

now, - asking Your buddy to hook up, - that's where it's at!

but, he could say "yes" ...

my buds and i hook up all the time...what's wrong with that?

Just as "g4y p1mp" in the video, link to which was posted the other day sings, "there is nothing wrong with helping a buddy out".

You surely do have my approval, buddy!

 

MacGaven

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Dec 5, 2002
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Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: rudder
Originally posted by: hoiky
First PM after midnight eastern tonight wins a date with me.

there will be a lot of dissappointed ATOT'ers when they find out your a 47 years old and a male.

You're pretty dumb aren't you?

while I doubt that he is, I don't think I could ever get drunk enough to even want to win that prized date

You're dumber than he. The subject is April Fools.

Besides the reason you need to get drunk with me or any girl is that it's the only way you have any balls with them. Your hand never says no.

Sweety, - why don't You browse to my profile, and then follow the link to check out my fiance and me.

After that, when You realise, that You have made an idiot out of Yourself in public yet again, You can go cry on Your pillow.

Sweet dreams. Sweet, lonely dreams, sugar.

Was it yours or her choice for the little boy haircut? So I take it you have homosexual tendencies not that there's anything wrong with that.

I love Your pathetic attempts at trying to insult me. But I understand what Your life's frustrations are stemming from.

Hope Your life gets better, so that You do not have to be so bitter!

Have a good one!


You're a hypocrite since you want to insult people then spin it back. Do not try to say you need to be drunk with me when your fiance is a dog.

Now You have switched from insulting me, to insulting my fiance. I love it how You are not giving up, although it is clearly not working.

Well, You take care now, bye-bye!

 

hoiky

Member
Mar 4, 2003
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Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: rudder
Originally posted by: hoiky
First PM after midnight eastern tonight wins a date with me.

there will be a lot of dissappointed ATOT'ers when they find out your a 47 years old and a male.

You're pretty dumb aren't you?

while I doubt that he is, I don't think I could ever get drunk enough to even want to win that prized date

You're dumber than he. The subject is April Fools.

Besides the reason you need to get drunk with me or any girl is that it's the only way you have any balls with them. Your hand never says no.

Sweety, - why don't You browse to my profile, and then follow the link to check out my fiance and me.

After that, when You realise, that You have made an idiot out of Yourself in public yet again, You can go cry on Your pillow.

Sweet dreams. Sweet, lonely dreams, sugar.

Was it yours or her choice for the little boy haircut? So I take it you have homosexual tendencies not that there's anything wrong with that.

I love Your pathetic attempts at trying to insult me. But I understand what Your life's frustrations are stemming from.

Hope Your life gets better, so that You do not have to be so bitter!

Have a good one!


You're a hypocrite since you want to insult people then spin it back. Do not try to say you need to be drunk with me when your fiance is a dog.

Now You have switched from insulting me, to insulting my fiance. I love it how You are not giving up, although it is clearly not working.

Well, You take care now, bye-bye!


No, the little boy haircut was referring to her from the beginning. Second my boyfriend and every guy I've dated has most definitely been better looking than you. You really are ugly and shouldn't be proud of it.
 

jlee

Lifer
Sep 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: rudder
Originally posted by: hoiky
First PM after midnight eastern tonight wins a date with me.

there will be a lot of dissappointed ATOT'ers when they find out your a 47 years old and a male.

You're pretty dumb aren't you?

while I doubt that he is, I don't think I could ever get drunk enough to even want to win that prized date

You're dumber than he. The subject is April Fools.

Besides the reason you need to get drunk with me or any girl is that it's the only way you have any balls with them. Your hand never says no.

Sweety, - why don't You browse to my profile, and then follow the link to check out my fiance and me.

After that, when You realise, that You have made an idiot out of Yourself in public yet again, You can go cry on Your pillow.

Sweet dreams. Sweet, lonely dreams, sugar.

Was it yours or her choice for the little boy haircut? So I take it you have homosexual tendencies not that there's anything wrong with that.

Just registered..29 posts..and insulting already? What a great start.
 

Bignate603

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Sep 5, 2000
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methylene blue brownies to share with friends :D

They'll have a surprise when they take a leak...
 
Jan 8, 2003
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Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: imprezawrxwagon
Originally posted by: hoiky
Originally posted by: rudder
Originally posted by: hoiky
First PM after midnight eastern tonight wins a date with me.

there will be a lot of dissappointed ATOT'ers when they find out your a 47 years old and a male.

You're pretty dumb aren't you?

while I doubt that he is, I don't think I could ever get drunk enough to even want to win that prized date

You're dumber than he. The subject is April Fools.

Besides the reason you need to get drunk with me or any girl is that it's the only way you have any balls with them. Your hand never says no.

Sweety, - why don't You browse to my profile, and then follow the link to check out my fiance and me.

After that, when You realise, that You have made an idiot out of Yourself in public yet again, You can go cry on Your pillow.

Sweet dreams. Sweet, lonely dreams, sugar.

Was it yours or her choice for the little boy haircut? So I take it you have homosexual tendencies not that there's anything wrong with that.

I love Your pathetic attempts at trying to insult me. But I understand what Your life's frustrations are stemming from.

Hope Your life gets better, so that You do not have to be so bitter!

Have a good one!


You're a hypocrite since you want to insult people then spin it back. Do not try to say you need to be drunk with me when your fiance is a dog.

Now You have switched from insulting me, to insulting my fiance. I love it how You are not giving up, although it is clearly not working.

Well, You take care now, bye-bye!


No, the little boy haircut was referring to her from the beginning. Second my boyfriend and every guy I've dated has most definitely been better looking than you. You really are ugly and shouldn't be proud of it.

Wow! So much love in the air!

Well, thank You for Your opinion on my fiance's and my own appearances. I really do value Your input!

Also, I am very happy for Your successful social life! Great, that all Your boyfriends are great looking!
 

yoda291

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Aug 11, 2001
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Originally posted by: KEV1N
It's tomorrow!

Hey! It's Girl...So...Hot Thread Kev1n!!! Still scratching my head on how that thread became a legend round here.

Anyways. I'm thinking of putting my voodoo 5 6000 on ebay.

U guys can figure out the prank.