Post the NERDIEST joke you know!

[tikwanleap]

Originally posted by: nd
Q: Why do geeks celebrate Christmas on Halloween?




A: Because Dec 25 == Oct 31

wow, I never realized that!

:Q

 

[jonmullen]

Originally posted by: Comp625
To asians, dim sum is a traditional chinese cuisine.
To whites, dim sum means your calculator is running out of batteries.

and I thougt you were getting ready to declare the variable sum

 

[fatalbert]

Chemistry Humor

 

[deftron]

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0111010001101000011001010010000001100011011010000110100101100011011010110110010101101110
0110001101110010011011110111001101110011
0111010001101000011001010010000001110010011011110110000101100100 ?


011101000110111100100000011001110110010101110100
011101000110111100100000011101000110100001100101
0110111101110100011010000110010101110010
01110011011010010110010001100101

 

[KeyserSoze]

Originally posted by: bootymac
What did the CPU say to the mother board?!?!?!?!?!

HI!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

I don't get it.




KeyserSoze

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: tikwanleap

Originally posted by: nd
Q: Why do geeks celebrate Christmas on Halloween?




A: Because Dec 25 == Oct 31

wow, I never realized that!

:Q

I dont get this!?!?

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: tikwanleap

Originally posted by: nd
Q: Why do geeks celebrate Christmas on Halloween?




A: Because Dec 25 == Oct 31

wow, I never realized that!

:Q

I dont get this!?!?

The decimal value of 25 is equal to the octal value of 31.

 

[yoda291]

here's a particularly bad one
An engineer is talking with a mathematician on his fear of flying following 9/11 and asks "What are the odds there'll be a bomb on the plane". The mathematician tell him he's being silly cuz the odds are "1 in a million". Unsatisfied, the engineer asks, "Ok... what are the odds that there'll be 2 bombs on the same plane?". The mathematician calls him a loon and tells him that'd be 1 in a billion. A month later, the mathematician catches the engineer on an international flight and asks if the talk had helped at all in terms of conquering his fear. The engineer replies "Definitely, I just carry a bomb with me on every flight".

 

[Spyro]

Originally posted by: yoda291
here's a particularly bad one
An engineer is talking with a mathematician on his fear of flying following 9/11 and asks "What are the odds there'll be a bomb on the plane". The mathematician tell him he's being silly cuz the odds are "1 in a million". Unsatisfied, the engineer asks, "Ok... what are the odds that there'll be 2 bombs on the same plane?". The mathematician calls him a loon and tells him that'd be 1 in a billion. A month later, the mathematician catches the engineer on an international flight and asks if the talk had helped at all in terms of conquering his fear. The engineer replies "Definitely, I just carry a bomb with me on every flight".

ROTFLOL

 

[Haircut]

Originally posted by: Hector13

An engineer and a mathematician are in an bar, trying to get up the nerve to hit on this cute girl.
They're pretty nervous so they decide to slowly approach her, by moving half the distance between them at each step.
So as they are walking up to her, the mathematician starts to get frustrated: "Ahhhh! I'm never going to get to her at this rate!"
The engineer replies, "True, but I'll get close enough for practical purposes."

wouldn't the mathematician get there after an infitie number of moves?

That is the same as never getting there.
See the huge 0.999.... = 1 thread for an example

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Bignate603


Voltaire walks into a bar and a guy walks up to him and says "Hey, didn't I meet you the other day?"

Voltaire says "I don't think..." and he was gone!

i don't gets... voltaire is that philosopher dude or something about gov't and stuff..ahhh...i donno...

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Whats your New Year's resolution?

1024x768


*rimshot*

ahhahhahaha roflmaolol