post the lamest fb status update you can find

[meltdown75]

use updates on your friend list in the past 24 hours or so

fb haters GTFO this could be funny for us ATers that don't hate facebook.

i'll go first.

"if you have a sister who is your best friend and has shared life's precious blessings with you and has also been there for you through thick and thin, copy and paste this to your status. the world would not be the same without our sisters. this also goes for best friends who are like ur sisters"

D:

 

[nick1985]

"Man I hate Illinois winters... Brrr!"

 

[Nitemare]

The estrogen is strong in that status

 

[xanis]

"...wants to sleep for a very very long time."

 

[krylon]

Bored. I hate this class. No bodies texting me and I need some midol/:

 

[Jeeebus]

... so bored I'm posting on ATOT about FB and using too many acronyms. FML.

 

[mmntech]

http://www.failbook.com/

 

[Barfo]

Put this on your status if you know someone who has or had cancer! I wish that in 2010 there is a CURE! I hope and wish for a cure. 93% WON'T Copy and Paste this, will YOU for just one hour?

 

[sswingle]

Two people posted this one in the last 2 hours

Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. Post to your wall if you agree

 

[KeithTalent]

"Evil? No more evil...Nice hearts pretty please."

KT

 

[drum]

I'm not logging in right now, but my last update a couple weeks ago
"If you're too scared to drive in snow, stay off the road. damn"

 

[nerp]

"Faith is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes can see...."

 

[darkxshade]

I can't find one because I don't have fb

 

[MrMatt]

Two people posted this one in the last 2 hours

Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. Post to your wall if you agree

same here:

Life is too short to wake up with regrets. ♥ So love the people who treat you right. ♥ Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. Post to your wall if you agree.

 

[MrMatt]

wait, I found a worse one:

" Im done wastin ma time . . . Straight up that's why I stay on ma grind cause bills is tha only thing worth ma time"

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

I'm on atot. Look at me! Atoter4life.

From: fbattnwhore

 

[2Xtreme21]

"My goal is this: I need my first kiss by the time I turn 23 in a few weeks. It doesn't have to be on a date, or anything like that. Apply within. "

(male, btw). Do I win?

 

[meltdown75]

... so bored I'm posting on ATOT about FB and using too many acronyms. FML.

come on man, can't people around here just be cool for like 0.5 seconds. geesh

 

[Miklebud]

Mine for the day:
"I park fancy.
www.fancyparking.com"

 

[polarmystery]

"Faith is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes can see...."

Touch the noodly appendage!

 

[nick1985]

"My goal is this: I need my first kiss by the time I turn 23 in a few weeks. It doesn't have to be on a date, or anything like that. Apply within. "

(male, btw). Do I win?

Are you FB friends with TridentT?

 

[Lamont Burns]

fags

 

[meltdown75]

fags

motion for ban please. completely uncalled for.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

fags

It takes a real man to get in touch with his facebook side.

 

[Lamont Burns]

motion for ban please. completely uncalled for.

get laid, please