Post the GREATEST QUOTE you know of.

[kwan]

"i am like the pathygorean theorem, i can't be solved" Shaq

 

[exp]

Pretty much anything from Winston Churchill. Here are a few:

Lady Astor once told Churchill, "If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee." Churchill replied, "If you were my wife, I would drink it."

"Once in a while you will stumble upon the truth but most of us manage to pick ourselves up and hurry along as if nothing had happened."

"The Americans will always do the right thing...once they've exhausted all the alternatives."

 

[Nil]

"MMMMMMM.... buffalo testicals!!!"
Homer Simpson
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[rahvin]

"When they came for the Gypsies, I didn?t object, because I wasn?t a Gypsy. When they came for the Jews, I didn?t object, because I wasn?t a Jew. When they came for the Christians, I didn?t object, because I wasn?t a Christian. By the time they came for me, there wasn?t anyone left to object." --Unknown

 

[Rogue]

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'. That's goddam right."
Red, Shawswhank Redemption

 

[Spix]

"I will kill you until you die!!"

 

[yos]

"I crap bigger than you..." Curley, City Slickers

Bumper Sticker- "Honk if you are Jesus"

"It is good for lady to meet guy in park, but better for guy to park meet in lady..."

I have hundreds of serious one I love... mostly from Einstein...
p.s. I love the 'Imagination is more important than knowledge' one... good call...

 

[LordMaul]

<< Fried chicken and sex in the same day... life doesn't get much better than this! ---Mister Isla >>



ROTFL!! That Poor, poor man!


How about Duke Nukem: &quot;I am gonna rip off..-&quot; No, it ain't that good...

&quot;Damn I look good!&quot;

Fonze: &quot;EEEEEEEEEHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!&quot;(He stole it from me, the bastach!:| )

Shanghi Noon: &quot;Them's ain't indians!*pointing at the Chinese dudes* Them's is JEWS!. SHALOM!&quot;

&quot;I'll be back.&quot; (Too perfect... )

And then there are a bunch of the greatest from me, myself, and I, but I don't want to monopolize the thread...

 

[Tauren]

&quot;Where is your other hand?&quot;
&quot;Between two pillows.&quot;
&quot;Those aren't pillows!&quot;
-Planes, trains and automobiles


&quot;If I know Mary like I think I do, she's gonna invites right in for tea and strumpets!&quot;
-Dumb and dumber

 

[Nil]

Space Ghost- &quot;Zorak, where's your nephew?&quot;
Zorak- &quot;I devoured him!!&quot;
Space Ghost- &quot;That's horrible!!!.... Is there any left?&quot;

 

[CmputerWiz]

&quot;Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?&quot;

~Unknown~

 

[SithSolo1]

&quot;Fear,
Fear attracts the Fearful,
The Strong,
The Weak,
The Innocent,
The Corrupt,
Fear,
Fear is my ally.&quot;
-Darth Maul

or

&quot;May the force be with you.&quot;- Most of the main characters in SW

 

[johneetrash]

'kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably! the lesson is... never try' - homer simpson

'she's kookie ookie dookie' - johnee trash

'YOINK!' - any number of simpson characters

 

[Tauren]

&quot;Second place is the first loser.&quot;

 

[Nucleus111]

My Sigs
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[archie]

Assumptions are the mother of all f###ups

 

[Urinal Mint]

&quot;Somehow or other I will be famous, and if not famous, notorious.&quot; -- Oscar Wilde

&quot;Beware the fury of a patient man.&quot; -- John Dryden

&quot;The bed... is on... my foot!&quot; -- Richard Pryor, spoofing the Exorcist, on SNL

 

[goldboyd]

Tell them, it wasn't easy. When they look back and see 125 wins, tell them
we never took a single one for granted. Teach them about our passion and
our patience. If they ask who was our star, give them 25 names. And if you
forget our names, just tell them we were YANKEES. And in the season of our
lives, we became a team. A team that made people believe that baseball
could be magic, and men could be perfect.

 

[Russ]

See signature.

Russ, NCNE

 

[LordMaul]

<< &quot;Fear,
Fear attracts the Fearful,
The Strong,
The Weak,
The Innocent,
The Corrupt,
Fear,
Fear is my ally.&quot;
-Darth Maul

or

&quot;May the force be with you.&quot;- Most of the main characters in SW >>





I used that as an intro to my re-re-mix of Duel of the Fates(techno)!

 

[JohnnyStryfeseed]

Naka, I can't believe you quoted 'A League of Their Own'

 

[Robert01]

You're unique, just like everyone else. -anonymous

 

[ace31216]

&quot;It takes a smart man to know he is dumb&quot;

Barnie

 

[Kroze]

&quot;People only died if you forget&quot;.

 

[johnjohn320]

&quot;Music cannot be talked about, it can only be felt about.&quot;-Don Walker