Post the best AIM message you've seen.

[GoingUp]

Im sure plenty of you nerds waste hours of homework time reading peoples away messages. Hell, I know I sure do. What are some of the best away messages that youve read? I'll get things started off.

I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shi t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, loser."

 

[Steve]

SchOol... CelL...

 

[chowmein]

"read this away message if your gay"

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: sm8000
SchOol... CelL...

I love Chiboy.

 

[PoPPeR]

haha

 

[Deeko]

"If we can put a man on the moon, I figured we'd at least have a handjob robot by now"

 

[jai6638]

Originally posted by: sm8000
SchOol... CelL...

rofl

 

[naruto1988]

1. school
2. go out w/ ___
3. go to ____'s house
4. go to ______
5. leave and arrive home
6. shower

i saw my friend had this up...but it was more like 10 items for the day...

 

[nakedfrog]

I haven't used AIM at all this decade, so I guess I can't participate.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

"you're just mad because you have two X chromosomes"
"why would i want a y chomosome?"
"so you could drive and open jars?"

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: jai6638

Originally posted by: sm8000
SchOol... CelL...

rofl

Ay listen guys, I what is so fuuny? what am I missing here? wtf am I not drunk enough?

 

[Cable God]

Umair, it's just YOU. You are the ATOT whipping boy

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I haven't used AIM at all this decade, so I guess I can't participate.

You're too good for it baby.

 

[slightlyhuman]

give a mouse a shot of hooch and he'll yell "BRING OUT THE CATS"

 

[BeauJangles]

my favorite away message: "i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section"