Post some Ur Mom Jokes

[pol II]

Originally posted by: DVad3r
Your mommas so fat, she's got smaller fat women oribiting around her.

Ha!

Your momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

 

[antyler]

Your madre is so fat she uses the driveway to iron her clothes

 

[CyraKrin]

You're moms so hairy, you were born with rugburn (I know.. its horrible- people only seem to remember the bad ones)

 

[axelfox]

Yo momma's so fat, when she was in school, she sat next to EVERYBODY.

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: axelfox
Yo momma's so fat, when she was in school, she sat next to EVERYBODY.

LOL

 

[venk]

Your moma is so fat, she posts on atot.

Your moma is so stupid, she posts in P&n. :Q

 

[l Xes l]

Originally posted by: axelfox
Yo momma's so fat, when she was in school, she sat next to EVERYBODY.

ROFL

 

[raildogg]

you're momma is so hairy, that big foot takes pictures of her

 

[suse920]

yo momma so azn her privates are blurred out in real life!

 

[imported_malcontent]

The all time "your mother" joke from Bruce Willis, Die Hard 2 or 3,
Your mother's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot..

 

[wasserkool]

does ur mama know ur teh LAMA?

 

[wasserkool]

Ur MAMA is teh SO FAT that her gravitational pull affects sattelites

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: malcontent
The all time "your mother" joke from Bruce Willis, Die Hard 2 or 3,
Your mother's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot..

I thought about laughing 😛

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Yo mama's so fat, Green Peace has set up watch over her.

 

[wasserkool]

UR FATLARD MAMA is teh so fat that she has her own postal code!

 

[kwjake]

Your mama is so fat, she fell off BOTH sides of the bed.

 

[frank84]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Heard this from "Malibus Most Wanted". so it kind of fit the setting..

Your mommas so ugly, she's only been married.. once!

another one from Malibus most wanted..

Your mommas so fat, she got rolex on every fingers.

 

[TuxDave]

Your mother is so fat..... when she jump for joyyyyy........

She got stuck.

Ok thank you.

/Russell Peters

 

[raildogg]

your momma is fat, when she went to the park, she really went to the park

 

[GeneValgene]

yo momma so dumb, that when her job application said, 'Sign here', she put, 'Sagittarius'

 

[antyler]

Your momma is so ugly, when she goes bungie jumping instead of tying the cable around her ankles they tie it around her neck!!

 

[imported_goku]

your mom is so dumb, she got ran over by a parked car.

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: pol II

Originally posted by: DVad3r
Your mommas so fat, she's got smaller fat women oribiting around her.

Ha!

Your momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Free chili there?

 

[CKent]

Yo' mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house

 

[kwjake]

Your mama is so dumb, she couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel!