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[ja1484]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

im not saying do it in a quiet suburb....but in an urban area where a random fire isn't a big deal.

Especially things like a human fucking body on the sidewalk.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

im not saying do it in a quiet suburb....but in an urban area where a random fire isn't a big deal.

Especially things like a human fucking body on the sidewalk.

We have flaming corpses in my city all the time. Businessmen just hop over them like they were jumping over a homeless blind midget with a club foot and a hangover. Actually, those are frequently the same people that are on fire.

 

[ja1484]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

im not saying do it in a quiet suburb....but in an urban area where a random fire isn't a big deal.

Especially things like a human fucking body on the sidewalk.

We have flaming corpses in my city all the time. Businessmen just hop over them like they were jumping over a homeless blind midget with a club foot and a hangover. Actually, those are frequently the same people that are on fire.

You and I? We can be friends.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

im not saying do it in a quiet suburb....but in an urban area where a random fire isn't a big deal.

Especially things like a human fucking body on the sidewalk.

i was thinking along the lines of inside a dumpster in the alley but ok. sidewalk works. Also people in those areas tend to mind there fucking business.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: adairusmc
If you ever have to walk on a metal roof when it is wet, and are afraid of slipping - try spraying the bottom of your shoes with automotive belt dressing. Even if there is a little water on the metal roof surface, you will stick to it like glue. To get it off your shoes, just rub them in dirt or something to get the stuff off.

Thats good to know.

 

[mh47g]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

im not saying do it in a quiet suburb....but in an urban area where a random fire isn't a big deal.

Especially things like a human fucking body on the sidewalk.

We have flaming corpses in my city all the time. Businessmen just hop over them like they were jumping over a homeless blind midget with a club foot and a hangover. Actually, those are frequently the same people that are on fire.

:laugh:

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

im not saying do it in a quiet suburb....but in an urban area where a random fire isn't a big deal.

Especially things like a human fucking body on the sidewalk.

We have flaming corpses in my city all the time. Businessmen just hop over them like they were jumping over a homeless blind midget with a club foot and a hangover. Actually, those are frequently the same people that are on fire.

lol. No man im talking about a ghetto area in an alley or abandon lot. Inside a dumpster. not the f-ing side walk downtown.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

Especially things like a human fucking body in your backyard.

Hahahahahahahhaaha.

 

[ja1484]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

im not saying do it in a quiet suburb....but in an urban area where a random fire isn't a big deal.

Especially things like a human fucking body on the sidewalk.

We have flaming corpses in my city all the time. Businessmen just hop over them like they were jumping over a homeless blind midget with a club foot and a hangover. Actually, those are frequently the same people that are on fire.

lol. No man im talking about a ghetto area in an alley or abandon lot. Inside a dumpster. not the f-ing side walk downtown.

I have a hard time understanding why you would transport, with all the associated difficulties in logistics, a human body INTO a major metropolitan center, where the odds of being spied by witnesses increases to a degree I don't even want to consider, for disposal.

I am not working any contracts with you in the near future, that is for damn sure.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

im not saying do it in a quiet suburb....but in an urban area where a random fire isn't a big deal.

Especially things like a human fucking body on the sidewalk.

Reminds me of when we customized a golf course in Arnold Palmer or something back in the day... the course was littered with flaming corpses. Just to jazz it up, you know, because it WAS still golf, after all.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

im not saying do it in a quiet suburb....but in an urban area where a random fire isn't a big deal.

Especially things like a human fucking body on the sidewalk.

We have flaming corpses in my city all the time. Businessmen just hop over them like they were jumping over a homeless blind midget with a club foot and a hangover. Actually, those are frequently the same people that are on fire.

lol. No man im talking about a ghetto area in an alley or abandon lot. Inside a dumpster. not the f-ing side walk downtown.

I have a hard time understanding why you would transport, with all the associated difficulties in logistics, a human body INTO a major metropolitan center, where the odds of being spied by witnesses increases to a degree I don't even want to consider, for disposal.

I am not working any contracts with you in the near future, that is for damn sure.

also if you do manage to get in there unseen i find it hard to beleive no on would care if they saw a dumpster on fire

it takes a good ammnt of time and a LOT of heat to burn down a body and turn the bones to ash, someone would report it before that happened im pretty sure

 

[Wheezer]

Originally posted by: Anubis
when beating your wife or GF, a quick jab to the throat will keep her from screaming

LMAO....thanks...now everyone here is wondering what the hell I am laughing at.

 

[MotionMan]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
When disposing of a human body, pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't reommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite.

Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife, and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep, diagonally, to slit the femoral arteries. Then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain, and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub.

If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts, and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. this reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave.
That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represents a vulnerable moment you want to keep brief, under 2 hours. Do it between 3 and 5 am. It's also less likely for someone to call the police if their dog digs up some chunk of meat, than if they dig up an enitre body. They may assume it's an animal carcass disfigured by decomposition, and leave it alone or dispose of it. It's also more likely that the dog will consume all of it before anyone knows the difference. A whole skeleton is another story. You can cut a body into 6 pieces faster than you think. It's not much different than boning a chicken, but it takes more work, a big knife, and time. A hammer will be useful for pulverizing joints or driving the knife deep where it doesn't want to go. Anyway it's wise to crush as much of the skeleton as you can along the way. It will aid in making the body less identifiable for what it is as it decomposes.

Don't return to the same site 6 times for 6 burials.You'll attract suspicion from anyone nearby, and you'll wind up placing the body parts close enough together to be found by any serious investigation. Put them in plastic bags with lots of bleach, and store in a freezer until you have enough time to bury them all.

Depending on what tools you have available, you may find that you're get really good at deconstructing the body. You might prefer to slowly sprinkle it down a drain without leaving your house. This avoids the long-term risk of discovery associated with burial, and the overwhelming supply of bacteria in a sewer accellerates deconomposition, whil e providing a convenient cover smell.

Truly grinding down a body takes a lot more work, and you run the risk of fouling your plumbing and calling in a plumber. So don't try it unless you know how to clear bones and meat out of a drainpipe. A good food processor can be useful. But don't over-use it, or power drills or saws. They're noisy and they attract attention. And forget the kitchen sink. It's better if you actually remove one of the toilets in your house from its base, which will give you direct access to one of the largest sewer pipes that enters your house. Follow any disposals with lots of bleach and then run the water for 5 or 10 minutes on top of that. And plug that pipe when you're not using it, to prevent any sewer gasses from backing up into your house. Usually, a U-trap inside the toilet does that for you.

http://ask.metafilter.com/7921/

Gotta cite your sources.

MotionMan

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

im not saying do it in a quiet suburb....but in an urban area where a random fire isn't a big deal.

Especially things like a human fucking body on the sidewalk.

We have flaming corpses in my city all the time. Businessmen just hop over them like they were jumping over a homeless blind midget with a club foot and a hangover. Actually, those are frequently the same people that are on fire.

lol. No man im talking about a ghetto area in an alley or abandon lot. Inside a dumpster. not the f-ing side walk downtown.

I have a hard time understanding why you would transport, with all the associated difficulties in logistics, a human body INTO a major metropolitan center, where the odds of being spied by witnesses increases to a degree I don't even want to consider, for disposal.

I am not working any contracts with you in the near future, that is for damn sure.

also if you do manage to get in there unseen i find it hard to beleive no on would care if they saw a dumpster on fire

it takes a good ammnt of time and a LOT of heat to burn down a body and turn the bones to ash, someone would report it before that happened im pretty sure

Why does it need to be burned down to ash. Just unidentifiable

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

im not saying do it in a quiet suburb....but in an urban area where a random fire isn't a big deal.

Especially things like a human fucking body on the sidewalk.

We have flaming corpses in my city all the time. Businessmen just hop over them like they were jumping over a homeless blind midget with a club foot and a hangover. Actually, those are frequently the same people that are on fire.

lol. No man im talking about a ghetto area in an alley or abandon lot. Inside a dumpster. not the f-ing side walk downtown.

I have a hard time understanding why you would transport, with all the associated difficulties in logistics, a human body INTO a major metropolitan center, where the odds of being spied by witnesses increases to a degree I don't even want to consider, for disposal.

I am not working any contracts with you in the near future, that is for damn sure.

also if you do manage to get in there unseen i find it hard to beleive no on would care if they saw a dumpster on fire

it takes a good ammnt of time and a LOT of heat to burn down a body and turn the bones to ash, someone would report it before that happened im pretty sure

Why does it need to be burned down to ash. Just unidentifiable

evidence is damning, no matter how little it may be

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

im not saying do it in a quiet suburb....but in an urban area where a random fire isn't a big deal.

Especially things like a human fucking body on the sidewalk.

We have flaming corpses in my city all the time. Businessmen just hop over them like they were jumping over a homeless blind midget with a club foot and a hangover. Actually, those are frequently the same people that are on fire.

lol. No man im talking about a ghetto area in an alley or abandon lot. Inside a dumpster. not the f-ing side walk downtown.

I have a hard time understanding why you would transport, with all the associated difficulties in logistics, a human body INTO a major metropolitan center, where the odds of being spied by witnesses increases to a degree I don't even want to consider, for disposal.

I am not working any contracts with you in the near future, that is for damn sure.

This was assuming you are in a city to begin with. I'm talking about the ghetto not a metroplitan center. silly.

 

[Jhill]

I said this in the other active thread about disposing of human bodies. Just get a job or get to know someone that works at a crematorium.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

im not saying do it in a quiet suburb....but in an urban area where a random fire isn't a big deal.

Especially things like a human fucking body on the sidewalk.

We have flaming corpses in my city all the time. Businessmen just hop over them like they were jumping over a homeless blind midget with a club foot and a hangover. Actually, those are frequently the same people that are on fire.

lol. No man im talking about a ghetto area in an alley or abandon lot. Inside a dumpster. not the f-ing side walk downtown.

I have a hard time understanding why you would transport, with all the associated difficulties in logistics, a human body INTO a major metropolitan center, where the odds of being spied by witnesses increases to a degree I don't even want to consider, for disposal.

I am not working any contracts with you in the near future, that is for damn sure.

also if you do manage to get in there unseen i find it hard to beleive no on would care if they saw a dumpster on fire

it takes a good ammnt of time and a LOT of heat to burn down a body and turn the bones to ash, someone would report it before that happened im pretty sure

Why does it need to be burned down to ash. Just unidentifiable

evidence is damning, no matter how little it may be

a charred body with no teeth......sounds like a dead end.

 

[ja1484]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

im not saying do it in a quiet suburb....but in an urban area where a random fire isn't a big deal.

Especially things like a human fucking body on the sidewalk.

We have flaming corpses in my city all the time. Businessmen just hop over them like they were jumping over a homeless blind midget with a club foot and a hangover. Actually, those are frequently the same people that are on fire.

lol. No man im talking about a ghetto area in an alley or abandon lot. Inside a dumpster. not the f-ing side walk downtown.

I have a hard time understanding why you would transport, with all the associated difficulties in logistics, a human body INTO a major metropolitan center, where the odds of being spied by witnesses increases to a degree I don't even want to consider, for disposal.

I am not working any contracts with you in the near future, that is for damn sure.

This was assuming you are in a city to begin with. I'm talking about the ghetto not a metroplitan center. silly.

Sigh. Never mind. Go ahead and drive your flaming corpses into the ghetto.

 

[SpunkyJones]

Originally posted by: Anubis
when beating your wife or GF, a quick jab to the throat will keep her from screaming

Finally, some advice on ATOT that is actually applicable to the real world. :thumbsup:

 

[Jhill]

Originally posted by: SpunkyJones

Originally posted by: Anubis
when beating your wife or GF, a quick jab to the throat will keep her from screaming

Finally, some advice on ATOT that is actually applicable to the real world. :thumbsup:

Don't fucking act like you've never been on a drug binge and had a couple corpses to deal with the next day. It happens to all of us.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

im not saying do it in a quiet suburb....but in an urban area where a random fire isn't a big deal.

Especially things like a human fucking body on the sidewalk.

We have flaming corpses in my city all the time. Businessmen just hop over them like they were jumping over a homeless blind midget with a club foot and a hangover. Actually, those are frequently the same people that are on fire.

lol. No man im talking about a ghetto area in an alley or abandon lot. Inside a dumpster. not the f-ing side walk downtown.

I have a hard time understanding why you would transport, with all the associated difficulties in logistics, a human body INTO a major metropolitan center, where the odds of being spied by witnesses increases to a degree I don't even want to consider, for disposal.

I am not working any contracts with you in the near future, that is for damn sure.

This was assuming you are in a city to begin with. I'm talking about the ghetto not a metroplitan center. silly.

it would be most ironic if you were mugged and killed while in the ghetto disposing of a body of someone you murdered....

i'd say youd stick out like a sore thumb in the ghetto, if you didnt live there...

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: ja1484

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
seems like a lot of work when you can just pull the teeth out douse it in gasolin and light it on fire.

that works however people tend to notice things when shits on fire

im not saying do it in a quiet suburb....but in an urban area where a random fire isn't a big deal.

Especially things like a human fucking body on the sidewalk.

We have flaming corpses in my city all the time. Businessmen just hop over them like they were jumping over a homeless blind midget with a club foot and a hangover. Actually, those are frequently the same people that are on fire.

lol. No man im talking about a ghetto area in an alley or abandon lot. Inside a dumpster. not the f-ing side walk downtown.

I have a hard time understanding why you would transport, with all the associated difficulties in logistics, a human body INTO a major metropolitan center, where the odds of being spied by witnesses increases to a degree I don't even want to consider, for disposal.

I am not working any contracts with you in the near future, that is for damn sure.

This was assuming you are in a city to begin with. I'm talking about the ghetto not a metroplitan center. silly.

it would be most ironic if you were mugged and killed while in the ghetto disposing of a body of someone you murdered....

i'd say youd stick out like a sore thumb in the ghetto, if you didnt live there...

Don't be dumb about it. Dark oversized clothing. and a plain ball cap or beanie. its not hard to blend in. .

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

When quoting other people, you can delete out all the shit that went before, save for the last 1 or 2 replies. People with an average reading comprehension will still understand WTF you're talking about.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I'm proud that with one reply I managed to derail two completely unrelated threads into conversations about the best way to dispose of human corpses. I'm going to go call my mom and let her know.