Post retarded things that Your family members believe in.

[AvesPKS]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: AvesPKS

Originally posted by: RalphKramden

Originally posted by: notfred
Actually, most of the retarded things I hear are on this board. Stuff like "it's illegal for a woman to give a man a massage". I try to avoid idiots, so I know less of them in real life.

It is illegal to give a happy ending you know.

Hey, it's a muscle...

lol

EDIT: About the "illegal massage" deal, I wouldnt doubt that somewhere there is some blue law about that.

All I know is, there are two 'massage parlors' in my town back home. Both of them are owned by retired cops.

 

[dman]

Originally posted by: kermalou

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: styrafoam
My brother's girlfriend is from Venezuela and among the many superstitous thing she believes is the fact that you can get pregnant from a toilet seat. She refuses to use any bathroom except the one in her own home. Her cousin was impregnanted by a toilet, hence her belief.

So who's the father?

some John

LOL. Great Response.... shoulda seen it but I didn't. New sig 4 me.

My sisters all believe the email hoaxes they get. Even AFTER I've told them that it's crap and sent them links to the hoax sites they still don't get it and still send them on to me.

It is my understanding that they also believe Marajuana is not harmful and shouldn't be illegal. (Probably close to 50% of the people here do too).

I believe there is a connection between the first and the second item.

 

[VBboy]

Masturbation causes blindness

 

[kermalou]

Originally posted by: VBboy
Masturbation causes blindness

now i know that you are smoking something...that is way out of left and right fields.........

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: kermalou

Originally posted by: VBboy
Masturbation causes blindness

now i know that you are smoking something...that is way out of left and right fields.........

The question is, what am I smoking. Am I smooking the good stuff or the bad stuff? If it is good, just how good it is? Can you get it, or is it for me only? If you can get it, will you know how to smoke it?

 

[kermalou]

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: kermalou

Originally posted by: VBboy
Masturbation causes blindness

now i know that you are smoking something...that is way out of left and right fields.........

The question is, what am I smoking. Am I smooking the good stuff or the bad stuff? If it is good, just how good it is? Can you get it, or is it for me only? If you can get it, will you know how to smoke it?

paranoia is kicking in full gear here, so i take it must be the kind stuff

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: kermalou
middle eastern, so we have a lot of beliefs, the mohter of all is the... EVIL EYE. never ever complement someone about anything.....never ever...there are people that are known to have the evil eye, sort of like a witch doctor. then there are the counter measures to the evil eye, like biting the area between your thumb and index finger, knocking on wood and stuff......some vooodooo sh!t

The EVIL EYE is a reality. Jealous people have them. They unknowingly wish bad things upon you, and those come true.

LOL you've got to be kidding? LOL

Anyways, i can't think of anything in my family, but i knew a guy who's mom believed EVERYTHING in the National Enquirer and other tabloid magazines... you know, Elvis is alive and had a baby with ET... crap like that. And you seriously can't argue with her, because she firmly believes in it, otherwise, 'why would it be in the paper?'