Post retarded things that Your family members believe in.

Ciber

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My cousin was giving me a ride home the other day, when i noticed he wasnt wearing his seat belt. I asked why he doesnt wear it and he said "Sometimes i forget, besides when god says it's your time to go you're going regardless of seat belts etc, when your times up, it's up" So i replied "Wanna go buy a gun and then you can play russian roulette? I mean if todays not your day then you wont die right? I got a better idea lets go to my buildings rooftop and you can jump" He just stared at me with this dumb look.

A lot of people in my family think this way and because of it either dont wear seatbelts, helmets etc.


How about you?


 

notfred

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Feb 12, 2001
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Assembling a PC is some kind of super technical task that requires intelligence greater than that of a monkey.

Guacamole doesn't taste good.

Actually, most of the retarded things I hear are on this board. Stuff like "it's illegal for a woman to give a man a massage". I try to avoid idiots, so I know less of them in real life.
 

Feldenak

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Originally posted by: Ciber
My cousin was giving me a ride home the other day, when i noticed he wasnt wearing his seat belt. I asked why he doesnt wear it and he said "Sometimes i forget, besides when god says it's your time to go you're going regardless of seat belts etc, when your times up, it's up" So i replied "Wanna go buy a gun and then you can play russian roulette? I mean if todays not your day then you wont die right? I got a better idea lets go to my buildings rooftop and you can jump" He just stared at me with this dumb look.

A lot of people in my family think this way and because of it either dont wear seatbelts, helmets etc.


How about you?

Well, I kinda agree with them. I wear my seatbelt and all but when your number's up, say goodbye. I don't really worry about death, it'll find me soon enough.
 

RalphKramden

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Originally posted by: notfred
Actually, most of the retarded things I hear are on this board. Stuff like "it's illegal for a woman to give a man a massage". I try to avoid idiots, so I know less of them in real life.
It is illegal to give a happy ending you know.

 

styrafoam

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My brother's girlfriend is from Venezuela and among the many superstitous thing she believes is the fact that you can get pregnant from a toilet seat. She refuses to use any bathroom except the one in her own home. Her cousin was impregnanted by a toilet, hence her belief.
 

Ciber

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Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: Ciber
My cousin was giving me a ride home the other day, when i noticed he wasnt wearing his seat belt. I asked why he doesnt wear it and he said "Sometimes i forget, besides when god says it's your time to go you're going regardless of seat belts etc, when your times up, it's up" So i replied "Wanna go buy a gun and then you can play russian roulette? I mean if todays not your day then you wont die right? I got a better idea lets go to my buildings rooftop and you can jump" He just stared at me with this dumb look.

A lot of people in my family think this way and because of it either dont wear seatbelts, helmets etc.


How about you?

Well, I kinda agree with them. I wear my seatbelt and all but when your number's up, say goodbye. I don't really worry about death, it'll find me soon enough.



You're all nuts :p. No way i'm gonna put myself in danger just because of some imaginary clock.
 

her209

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Originally posted by: styrafoam
My brother's girlfriend is from Venezuela and among the many superstitous thing she believes is the fact that you can get pregnant from a toilet seat. She refuses to use any bathroom except the one in her own home. Her cousin was impregnanted by a toilet, hence her belief.
So who's the father?
 

Ciber

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Originally posted by: styrafoam
My brother's girlfriend is from Venezuela and among the many superstitous thing she believes is the fact that you can get pregnant from a toilet seat. She refuses to use any bathroom except the one in her own home. Her cousin was impregnanted by a toilet, hence her belief.

Haha...... I'm Hispanic.......You dont know wanna know the retarded crap i've had to listen to. Specially from the older family members and friends of the family.....

My grandfather used to always drag me along when he played dominoes because i was supposedly a good luck charm. He even asked me for numbers when he wanted to play the lotto........
 

kermalou

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: styrafoam
My brother's girlfriend is from Venezuela and among the many superstitous thing she believes is the fact that you can get pregnant from a toilet seat. She refuses to use any bathroom except the one in her own home. Her cousin was impregnanted by a toilet, hence her belief.
So who's the father?

some John
 

kermalou

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middle eastern, so we have a lot of beliefs, the mohter of all is the...


EVIL EYE. never ever complement someone about anything.....never ever...there are people that are known to have the evil eye, sort of like a witch doctor. then there are the counter measures to the evil eye, like biting the area between your thumb and index finger, knocking on wood and stuff......some vooodooo sh!t
 

chiwawa626

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Aug 15, 2000
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Somethin like dont buy shoes on saturday, and no haircuts on sunday, and when someone does get a haircut its goodluck to rub or slap their head....weird stuff i tell you, if i followed it i would never have get to shop cuz im free only on the weekends.

My grandma says all kinds of weird stuff, same with grandpa, their from a small villige in india and their freakin out here.
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Aug 10, 2001
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Some of my family members have the vague illusion that I actually want to have contact with them.
Don't they get it that, if someone doesn't even call you once a year, that person might not be interested in seeing you?
 

pyonir

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Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Some of my family members have the vague illusion that I actually want to have contact with them.
Don't they get it that, if someone doesn't even call you once a year, that person might not be interested in seeing you?

Didn't stop Luvya from calling his cousin.....
 

RalphKramden

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Originally posted by: kermalou
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: styrafoam
My brother's girlfriend is from Venezuela and among the many superstitous thing she believes is the fact that you can get pregnant from a toilet seat. She refuses to use any bathroom except the one in her own home. Her cousin was impregnanted by a toilet, hence her belief.
So who's the father?

some John
Very good. I commend you for that quick wit. LOL

 

Ameesh

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Apr 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Some of my family members have the vague illusion that I actually want to have contact with them.
Don't they get it that, if someone doesn't even call you once a year, that person might not be interested in seeing you?

Didn't stop Luvya from calling his cousin.....

hahahahahaha
 

illusion88

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Oct 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: Feldenak
Originally posted by: Ciber
My cousin was giving me a ride home the other day, when i noticed he wasnt wearing his seat belt. I asked why he doesnt wear it and he said "Sometimes i forget, besides when god says it's your time to go you're going regardless of seat belts etc, when your times up, it's up" So i replied "Wanna go buy a gun and then you can play russian roulette? I mean if todays not your day then you wont die right? I got a better idea lets go to my buildings rooftop and you can jump" He just stared at me with this dumb look.

A lot of people in my family think this way and because of it either dont wear seatbelts, helmets etc.


How about you?

Well, I kinda agree with them. I wear my seatbelt and all but when your number's up, say goodbye. I don't really worry about death, it'll find me soon enough.

Almost as bad as folks who say that they are better off without the belt. Thinking that they are going to be ejected to safety! Just recently Marine got a call where a guy was nearly chopped in half because he was ejected into the windshield but got caught, and when he flew backwards the glass nearly cut him in half. I have seen pictures of people almost losing their heads because of that same effect. Morons.... every single one of them.
 

XMan

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My grandma believes Batboy is serving with the U.S. Marines in Iraq.
 

bolomite

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A cousin of mine thinks that if you combine hot water with ice water and drink it, that it has some sort of beneficial health effect.
 

Ciber

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Originally posted by: bolomite
A cousin of mine thinks that if you combine hot water with ice water and drink it, that it has some sort of beneficial health effect.

I think that one deserves to be in the top 10....
 

AvesPKS

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Originally posted by: RalphKramden
Originally posted by: notfred
Actually, most of the retarded things I hear are on this board. Stuff like "it's illegal for a woman to give a man a massage". I try to avoid idiots, so I know less of them in real life.
It is illegal to give a happy ending you know.

Hey, it's a muscle...;)
 

illusion88

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Oct 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: AvesPKS
Originally posted by: RalphKramden
Originally posted by: notfred
Actually, most of the retarded things I hear are on this board. Stuff like "it's illegal for a woman to give a man a massage". I try to avoid idiots, so I know less of them in real life.
It is illegal to give a happy ending you know.

Hey, it's a muscle...;)

lol

EDIT: About the "illegal massage" deal, I wouldnt doubt that somewhere there is some blue law about that.
 

TommyVercetti

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Originally posted by: kermalou
middle eastern, so we have a lot of beliefs, the mohter of all is the... EVIL EYE. never ever complement someone about anything.....never ever...there are people that are known to have the evil eye, sort of like a witch doctor. then there are the counter measures to the evil eye, like biting the area between your thumb and index finger, knocking on wood and stuff......some vooodooo sh!t

The EVIL EYE is a reality. Jealous people have them. They unknowingly wish bad things upon you, and those come true.

 

amnesiac

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Oct 13, 1999
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Originally posted by: kermalou
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: styrafoam
My brother's girlfriend is from Venezuela and among the many superstitous thing she believes is the fact that you can get pregnant from a toilet seat. She refuses to use any bathroom except the one in her own home. Her cousin was impregnanted by a toilet, hence her belief.
So who's the father?

some John

BRA-VO, kermalou, BRAVO. :)

/me cues rimshot