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post mortems/funerals

yours truly

yours truly

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hows it going

couple of questions for you

when we die do we all have autopies/post mortems? i ask because i dont wont my corpse to be desecrated. when i go, even if my death is suspicious, can i have it stipulated somewhere to have it requested to leave my body alone?

another point/question is, i dont want to buried when i die, it sounds nasty. just rotting away in a box. i dont like the idea of being cremated either. ive pushed by dads coffin into a furnace, and there was even a little window, so i could view proceedings. nice.

what i'd like is go out some other way, maybe have my corspe strapped to a cruise missile, or fired into outer space? something cool like that, i dunno..

what do you think? maybe a good business idea??

thanks
 
I'm sure the Russians would be willing to take your corpse to space and flush it out an airlock for a couple million.
 
maybe cut costs abit, and take a few hundred stiffs instead of one? and jettison us into varying directions into the galaxy.
 
i dont mind the worms, being buried just sounds a bit clausaphobic, and i might get bored

maybe getting catapulted into the ocean sounds ok
 
I am a Nigerian astronaut and am willing to take your body into space in a respectful manner for the sum of $5000. Please PM me for my paypal info.

 
just there is a series on autopsies in the uk, where some weird german dude, was chopping bodies up. i was thinking i dont want that to happen to mine.

just sellotape me up to rocket and fire away
 
Originally posted by: hopeless74
when we die do we all have autopies/post mortems? i ask because i dont wont my corpse to be desecrated. when i go, even if my death is suspicious, can i have it stipulated somewhere to have it requested to leave my body alone?
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I'm pretty sure you don't have an absolute choice in the manner. If the government feels that you died in a suspicious manner, you're getting put on the slab.
 
Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Originally posted by: hopeless74
when we die do we all have autopies/post mortems? i ask because i dont wont my corpse to be desecrated. when i go, even if my death is suspicious, can i have it stipulated somewhere to have it requested to leave my body alone?
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I'm pretty sure you don't have an absolute choice in the manner. If the government feels that you died in a suspicious manner, you're getting put on the slab.
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You are correct, homicide, suicide, or unknown cause.
Burial, mausoleum, and cremation, are the only legal means.
<----- Dad just retired from his mortuary business after 63 years.
 
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