post mortems/funerals

[yours truly]

hows it going

couple of questions for you

when we die do we all have autopies/post mortems? i ask because i dont wont my corpse to be desecrated. when i go, even if my death is suspicious, can i have it stipulated somewhere to have it requested to leave my body alone?

another point/question is, i dont want to buried when i die, it sounds nasty. just rotting away in a box. i dont like the idea of being cremated either. ive pushed by dads coffin into a furnace, and there was even a little window, so i could view proceedings. nice.

what i'd like is go out some other way, maybe have my corspe strapped to a cruise missile, or fired into outer space? something cool like that, i dunno..

what do you think? maybe a good business idea??

thanks

 

[orakle]

I'm sure the Russians would be willing to take your corpse to space and flush it out an airlock for a couple million.

 

[NanoStuff]

I can't imagine why you're so worried about a large lump of lifeless mass. Give the worms a meal, don't be so selfish.

 

[yours truly]

maybe cut costs abit, and take a few hundred stiffs instead of one? and jettison us into varying directions into the galaxy.

 

[yours truly]

i dont mind the worms, being buried just sounds a bit clausaphobic, and i might get bored

maybe getting catapulted into the ocean sounds ok

 

[legoman666]

Why on earth do you care what happens to your body after you die? You'll be dead.

 

[Bryophyte]

Maybe they could feed you to the lions at the zoo.

 

[Gunslinger08]

Why does it matter? Regardless of whether you're a religious man or not, your body is nothing after you die.

 

[Squisher]

I am a Nigerian astronaut and am willing to take your body into space in a respectful manner for the sum of $5000. Please PM me for my paypal info.

 

[yours truly]

just there is a series on autopsies in the uk, where some weird german dude, was chopping bodies up. i was thinking i dont want that to happen to mine.

just sellotape me up to rocket and fire away

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: hopeless74
when we die do we all have autopies/post mortems? i ask because i dont wont my corpse to be desecrated. when i go, even if my death is suspicious, can i have it stipulated somewhere to have it requested to leave my body alone?

I'm pretty sure you don't have an absolute choice in the manner. If the government feels that you died in a suspicious manner, you're getting put on the slab.

 

[runzwithsizorz]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: hopeless74
when we die do we all have autopies/post mortems? i ask because i dont wont my corpse to be desecrated. when i go, even if my death is suspicious, can i have it stipulated somewhere to have it requested to leave my body alone?

I'm pretty sure you don't have an absolute choice in the manner. If the government feels that you died in a suspicious manner, you're getting put on the slab.

You are correct, homicide, suicide, or unknown cause.
Burial, mausoleum, and cremation, are the only legal means.
<----- Dad just retired from his mortuary business after 63 years.