post here if you have a small penis

[z0mb13]

Its not the size of the wave that matters, but the motion of the ocean ...

<--- asian

 

[syrillus]

hopefully this video makes you all feel better (I know it does for me :awe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8

 

[bamacre]

I got banned for 4 months for making a penis thread.

Well, there's a new sheriff in town.

 

[mafia]

Mine is so small that it can only stretch from a to z on the keyboard.

Posting from your blackberry again, heh?

That made my day. :awe:

 

[mizzou]

I'm a grower not a shower

 

[rudeguy]

Well, there's a new sheriff in town.

Pics?

 

[Hey Zeus]

8 inches? LOL.. I DEF have a small penis then.

 

[Aikouka]

Hey, I'm a grower not a show-er!

 

[tyler811]

I got banned for 4 months for making a penis thread.

You were banned for being a penis not posting about a penis

 

[Locut0s]

Nope. I'm not an Asian...


Besides, "small" is relative. Compared to a blue whale, I haz a small peenor...

Everything's relative. There are probably blue wales out there who lament only having 10 foot wangs.

 

[BoomerD]

Everything's relative. There are probably blue wales out there who lament only having 10 foot wangs.

Wales? Do you mean blue Welchmen? I doubt ANY welchman has a 10 foot "wang," let alone one who's depressed.

 

[Locut0s]

Wales? Do you mean blue Welchmen? I doubt ANY welchman has a 10 foot "wang," let alone one who's depressed.

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck I hate my absolutely clinically shit poor spelling. It's almost to the point where you could label it a condition. Luckily my overall writing and reading comprehension skills are still fairly good or above average (or at least most people tell me so). I tell you though it really ruins things when you type up something that your proud of and is fairly well written only to have friends and family point out you misspelled almost 4 times.

 

[BoomerD]

Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck I hate my absolutely clinically shit poor spelling. It's almost to the point where you could label it a condition. Luckily my overall writing and reading comprehension skills are still fairly good or above average (or at least most people tell me so). I tell you though it really ruins things when you type up something that your proud of and is fairly well written only to have friends and family point out you misspelled almost 4 times.

That's ok...I used "Welchman" when it would correctly be "Welshman"...

I was going to see if anyone noticed...but with this post of yours, I'll go ahead and point it out myself since YOU didn't notice and call me on it.

:biggrin:

 

[Analog]

you must drive one of these:

or this:

 

[UncleWai]

Five angry inches here

 

[moshquerade]

my penis is sooooooo small

it's a clitoris

 

[Red Dawn]

Well, there's a new sheriff in town.

And he has an affinity for small penises

 

[Legendary]

according to the internets my cock is both average length and circumference

 

[shortylickens]

my penis is sooooooo small

it's a clitoris

Damn it Mosh you better stop that shit.

 

[cardiac]

furiously licking on smiley

Cool.... Who is smiley?

 

[bamacre]

And he has an affinity for small penises

Yup...

my penis is sooooooo small

it's a clitoris

 

[overst33r]

my penis is sooooooo small

it's a clitoris

I knew this girl once who had an abnormally large clit. Like 2in.

Man she was easy to get off... Pretty sure that's bigger than some guys. I feel for them.

 

[eldorado99]

... some guys. I feel them.

Really?

 

[Exterous]

I knew this girl once who had an abnormally large clit. Like 2in.

That was a guy

 

[Fritzo]

Posting from your blackberry again, heh?

I have that problem too....except I go around the back of the keyboard when measuring