<< Deerborn, MI (AP)-
Workers continued drilling finger holes in the worlds largest bowling ball today, despite the fact that Jack has killed the Giant yesterday. Site Manager, Phil Szokinski reported that their company is sure that there will be another Giant interested in the bowling bowl. "Well, giants have pretty uniform hand and finger dimensions, so it shouldn't be too hard to sell this ball even though we have already drilled two holes in it." Szopinski also said that the holes could be plugged if needed." >>
damn...talk about a caption.
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