Post 3 Truths and a Lie about yourself...

[Mayne]

Answer mine, then I have to reply to your post and try to guess which one of YOURS is a lie.

1. I lost my virginity to a native indian when I was 15.
2. I have never driven a car.
3. I have not had sex in 17 years.
4. Me and Adam Sandler used to party together back in the day.

 

[Sonikku]

Well you're still a virgin so the last three must be true.

 

[Mayne]

almost correct. I was 16.

 

[Fritzo]

- I was a professional chef
- I studied astronomy in college
- I have only had sex with one person my whole life
- I have no hair on my feet

 

[Zanovar]

Sweet jesus Mayne. your posts hahahah,

 

[shortylickens]

I fucked Maynes mom.
I fucked Sonikkus mom.
I fucked Fritzos mom.
I fucked Zanovars mom.

 

[Mayne]

- I was a professional chef
- I studied astronomy in college
- I have only had sex with one person my whole life
- I have no hair on my feet

You were not a professional chef.

 

[ImpulsE69]

1. I didn't post in this thread
2. I did post in this thread
3. I didn't want to post in this thread
4. I won't post in this thread again

 

[Mayne]

1. I didn't post in this thread
2. I did post in this thread
3. I didn't want to post in this thread
4. I won't post in this thread again

Number 4. you will post again.

 

[Mayne]

Hi

I fucked Maynes mom.
I fucked Sonikkus mom.
I fucked Fritzos mom.
I fucked Zanovars mom.

Hi Dad.

 

[DigDog]

1.

no sorry i can't do this.

 

[Humpy]

Answer mine, then I have to reply to your post and try to guess which one of YOURS is a lie.

1. I lost my virginity to a native indian when I was 15.
2. I have never driven a car.
3. I have not had sex in 17 years.
4. Me and Adam Sandler used to party together back in the day.

Hmmmm... I'm a native Indian and the last time I saw you was 16 years ago when we took the bus to Adam's apartment so I'm gonna say #3 is a lie.

 

[IronWing]

- I was a professional chef
- I studied astronomy in college
- I have only had sex with one person my whole life
- I have no hair on my feet

Are you the member who burned your feet as a kid?

 

[Mayne]

Hmmmm... I'm a native Indian and the last time I saw you was 16 years ago when we took the bus to Adam's apartment so I'm gonna say #3 is a lie.

Do you remember all B-52 bomber shots and listening to Mike & The Mechanics as we made sloppy love together?

 

[Humpy]

Do you remember all B-52 bomber shots and listening to Mike & The Mechanics as we made sloppy love together?

What?!! I don't remember any of that!

Am I gay?

 

[Mayne]

you guys need to learn to read the op.

 

[Zanovar]

What?!! I don't remember any of that!

Am I gay?

Did you close your eyes,and stick your fingers in your ears? just askin.

 

[Sonikku]

I fucked Maynes mom.
I fucked Sonikkus mom.
I fucked Fritzos mom.
I fucked Zanovars mom.

If I get a baby brother or sister out of this I'm telling mom to name em' Shorty.

 

[Pulsar]

Hi


Hi Dad.

He just set himself up for 18 years of back child support payments. Get 'em Mayne.

 

[Pulsar]

Oh yeah.....

1. I spend 400 hours a year volunteering.
2. I still have my first car - a 1987 trans am.
3. I married the first girl I kissed, relatives non-inclusive.
4. I've spend the last 14 years working an average of 10 hours a day, 6 days a week (excluding vacation).

 

[Exterous]

1. I've been to court and never lost a court case
2. I'm not wearing pants
3. I have an erection right now
4. I love you guys
5. I no longer have an erection
6. I don't know how to play this game

 

[highland145]

1. I was born a poor black child.

Guess I'll stop there.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

1. I've saved a life.
2. I've helped take a life.
3. I've never done any illicit drugs.
4. I have no regrets in life.

 

[Fritzo]

You were not a professional chef.

BZZZZZZZZ - wrong

 

[Crono]

I am a vegan
I'm writing a book
I am Satoshi Nakamoto
I like this thread