Possible use for menstrual blood

[Terabyte]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile

Originally posted by: shinerburke
You mean it is more than just a delicious snack?

Am I assume that every virgin nerd on ATOT has earned his red wings?

She said no

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile

Originally posted by: shinerburke
You mean it is more than just a delicious snack?

Am I assume that every virgin nerd on ATOT has earned his red wings?

Keyboard soldiers from the net
Clueless men who's chin is wet
Men who mean just what they say
The brave men of the Red Beret

Red wings upon their chest
These are men, ATOT's best
One hundred men we'll test today
But only three win the Red Beret

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: jpeyton

Originally posted by: moshquerade
can i sell this stuff? i'm seeing dollar signs here.

You have to figure a way to bottle it up first.

Maybe stick some Tupperware between your legs for a few days each month.

they'll figure out a better method than that.... even hollow tampons of some sort would work.

cha-ching

My wife uses a Diva Cup.

We're gonna be RICH!!!

I'm always amused that so many guys are totally freaked out by menstruation... wusses.

Is this you?

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
can i sell this stuff? i'm seeing dollar signs here.

Do you accept paypal?

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: boomerang

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: shinerburke
You mean it is more than just a delicious snack?

It's also a nifty face paint if applied properly.

I had a co-worker years ago that had been in a terrible car wreck and lost his sense of smell. He liked to drink heavily and whore around a lot.

He came into work quite late one morning and it was quite obvious he hadn't had time to even look in the mirror.

He had ahhh, a painted face I guess you might say that morning.

Shens.

 

[boomerang]

Originally posted by: Linux23

Originally posted by: boomerang

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: shinbone
You mean it is more than just a delicious snack?

It's also a nifty face paint if applied properly.

I had a co-worker years ago that had been in a terrible car wreck and lost his sense of smell. He liked to drink heavily and whore around a lot.

He came into work quite late one morning and it was quite obvious he hadn't had time to even look in the mirror.

He had shh, a painted face I guess you might say that morning.

Shens.

No sir. Dickie was blind in one eye and had lost his sense of smell in that accident. He was drunk as usual and ran his car off the road. It rolled several times before it hit a telephone pole. He was actually thought dead, but after putting him on a stretcher, he moaned and they realized he was alive.

He was a boozer and carouser after work. Had 4 wives and cheated every chance he got on each one. He was rumored to be well-endowed and liked to show it off every chance he had.

He came into work that morning still drunk from the night before with a ring of dried blood around his mouth. This wasn't an office we worked in, it was an industrial environment. A shop floor as we're all Die Makers.

You can believe it or not, but it's as true a story as they come.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: boomerang
No sir. Dickie was blind in one eye and had lost his sense of smell in that accident. He was drunk as usual and ran his car off the road. It rolled several times before it hit a telephone pole. He was actually thought dead, but after putting him on a stretcher, he moaned and they realized he was alive.

He was a boozer and carouser after work. Had 4 wives and cheated every chance he got on each one. He was rumored to be well-endowed and liked to show it off every chance he had.

He came into work that morning still drunk from the night before with a ring of dried blood around his mouth. This wasn't an office we worked in, it was an industrial environment. A shop floor as we're all Die Makers.

You can believe it or not, but it's as true a story as they come.

So did anybody say anything? Or just see how long it took him to notice?

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

And all along I only thought used tampons were good for vampire tea.

 

[boomerang]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: boomerang
No sir. Dickie was blind in one eye and had lost his sense of smell in that accident. He was drunk as usual and ran his car off the road. It rolled several times before it hit a telephone pole. He was actually thought dead, but after putting him on a stretcher, he moaned and they realized he was alive.

He was a boozer and carouser after work. Had 4 wives and cheated every chance he got on each one. He was rumored to be well-endowed and liked to show it off every chance he had.

He came into work that morning still drunk from the night before with a ring of dried blood around his mouth. This wasn't an office we worked in, it was an industrial environment. A shop floor as we're all Die Makers.

You can believe it or not, but it's as true a story as they come.

So did anybody say anything? Or just see how long it took him to notice?

No, we all kept mum about it for a while. One of the guys eventually made a comment asking about the girl he'd been with the night before. Dickie wanted to know what made him think he'd been whoring around and he was told he really should go look in the mirror.

He came out all cleaned up and saying something to the effect that she had seemed to be unusually enthusiastic at his ministrations or something to that effect. This happened 25 years ago so I don't recall all the details.

It was no big deal to Dickie. It was only a little additional twist to his usual escapades. You'd think after an accident like that a guy would slow down some, but not him.