Possible nuclear attack last friday...

[So]

According to thedailytinfoilhat.com, the terrorists stole area 51's time machine and are preparing strikes on last wednesday and friday as we speak! :Q

 

[loup garou]

Damn...I thought I had just farted.

 

[Saint Nick]

OH SNAP!!!!!!!1

 

[xSkyDrAx]

sepak?!? omG1

 

[So]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
sepak?!? omG1

😱

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: werk
Damn...I thought I had just farted.

I actually did.

 

[neutralizer]

And next next saturday, they're planning to use a shock device constructed by newParadigme to attack swimming pools in Utah! They are infilitrating our country by hiding in bear anuses.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: werk
Damn...I thought I had just farted.

I actually did.

You didn't fart, the terrorists have recruited your intestines. Beware the attack from within. I propose the HUMAN (Help Us Maintain the American Nation) act, in which we set up checkoints at all anuses, and allow suspect bowel movements to be detained without being charged. 😀

 

[Xyclone]

oH eM gEe!11one :shocked:

 

[imported_silentlamb]

:beer:

 

[hevnsnt]

dude, I hope they didnt destroy vegas, because we were totally there man.

 

[Conky]

Darnit, I missed it!

 

[imported_Kensai]

😕

 

[So]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
dude, I hope they didnt destroy vegas, because we were totally there man.

I know, that would (have? 😕[/b]) suck(ed? 😕😕[/b])

Damn you time terrorists, you've taken my tenses!