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Possible "Duke's of Hazzard" movie starring......

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Paul Walker, Ashton Kutcher, and Britney Spears. Could be good.....could be really, really, really bad.

linky
 
I think considering how cheezy it was originally, the cast is perfect. (Although Brittney is a little suspect.)

-geoff
 
Originally posted by: vi_edit
Paul Walker, Ashton Kutcher, and Britney Spears. Could be good.....could be really, really, really bad.

linky
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Is that supposed to be a slapstick parody on the Dukes of Hazzard county? Maybe Paul Walker can do his normal horrible acting and make the General Lee into a Ricer and try to race Rosco P. Coltrain and Flash. Then Ashton can say, "Dude, where's my General Lee" and run around in his underwear. Then to top it off, Britney will show up in her Daisy Dukes with her "crazy cooter" hangin' out and try to make her way to california with her friends in the General Lee all the while trying to maintain her virginity.
 
Originally posted by: vi_edit
Paul Walker, Ashton Kutcher, and Britney Spears. Could be good.....could be really, really, really bad.

linky
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Good gravy, don't tell me this is for real. Paul Walker? Great, guess they can call it the "Dukes of Rice".
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Originally posted by: FrogDog
What do you mean, "Could be good"?
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Ok, not good per se, but entertaining. I mean seriously - DOH wasn't exactly renown for it's academy award winning dramatic performances by the lead characters. It's about a bunch of redneck good 'ol boys doing powerslides around dirt roads, jumping over cop cars, and evading a big fat bastard known as Boss Hog with a little Daisy Duke thrown in on the side for some nice scenery.

The two guys they have lined up actually fit the physical profile pretty well, and they are both young, fun loving guys which is needed for a movie of this type. As for Britney, so long as she looks good in a pair of cut off jean shorts then is there much else that needs to be said? 🙂
 
Originally posted by: vi_edit
Originally posted by: FrogDog
What do you mean, "Could be good"?
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Ok, not good per se, but entertaining. I mean seriously - DOH wasn't exactly renown for it's academy award winning dramatic performances by the lead characters. It's about a bunch of redneck good 'ol boys doing powerslides around dirt roads, jumping over cop cars, and evading a big fat bastard known as Boss Hog with a little Daisy Duke thrown in on the side for some nice scenery.

The two guys they have lined up actually fit the physical profile pretty well, and they are both young, fun loving guys which is needed for a movie of this type. As for Britney, so long as she looks good in a pair of cut off jean shorts then is there much else that needs to be said? 🙂
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"Paul Walker" and "entertaining" don't belong in the same sentence together. The guy has the presence of a block of wood. 😛
 
With enough cheese, it could work.
...but that cast might have too much cheese.
My prediction: Spears in short shorts and a tight shirt for a couple hours will get it a few million, then it will fall off the marquee.
 
Originally posted by: Staley8
Originally posted by: vi_edit
Paul Walker, Ashton Kutcher, and Britney Spears. Could be good.....could be really, really, really bad.

linky
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Is that supposed to be a slapstick parody on the Dukes of Hazzard county? Maybe Paul Walker can do his normal horrible acting and make the General Lee into a Ricer and try to race Rosco P. Coltrain and Flash. Then Ashton can say, "Dude, where's my General Lee" and run around in his underwear. Then to top it off, Britney will show up in her Daisy Dukes with her "crazy cooter" hangin' out and try to make her way to california with her friends in the General Lee all the while trying to maintain her virginity.
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Did you get ahold of the script or something?? 😉
 
NOOOO they need a brunette for Daisy Duke!! As much as I hate her acting, I'd LOVE to see J. Lo wearin some daisy dukes shorts!!!
 
While there may be a tiny little place in my heart for the Dukes, I don't think is any point in ressurecting it. Most things you enjoy when you are 8 years old just don't age well. I may be crazy here, but I ain't dumb.
 
Good idea, bringing the General Lee back...horrible idea casting asston kuthcer in a movie like this. Can Paul Walker handle anything without rice in it?
 
Good idea, bringing the General Lee back...horrible idea casting asston kuthcer in a movie like this. Can Paul Walker handle anything without rice in it?
 
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