Porcelain God, or Porcelain Goddess?

[Kadarin]

My girlfriend and I got a bit intoxicated after dinner at a local bar & steakhouse at Lake Tahoe, and when she mentioned something about praying to the Porcelain Goddess, the question arose in my mind: How does one properly ascertain the gender of a toilet?

There are actually different schools of thought on this: Toilets have holes in the center of the bowl into which fluid flows, indicating a female gender. Also, during a flush, the water (and other fluids and various types of solid matter) in the bowl flows in a circular motion as it drains, thus bringing to mind the image the "wheel of life", which my girlfriend says is some kind of pagan goddess thing.

On the other hand, the word "toilet" certainly does not give the impression of something that is female in gender. Also, the device squirts a large quantity of fluid when the lever is pressed, which implies the concept of ejaculation, which is commonly associated with the male gender. Lastly, within the tank of the toilet itself resides a device known as the "ballcock". Enough said.

So, wise people of ATOT, what say you?

PS: We're still drunk, and we're not posting pics. Sorry.

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

Originally posted by: Kadarin
Also, the device squirts a large quantity of fluid when the lever is pressed, which implies the concept of ejaculation, which is commonly associated with the male gender.

It looks alot more like a female squirt to me So Id agree with her

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: Kadarin
the word "toilet" certainly does not give the impression of something that is female in gender

 

[moonbit]

#1 - I would think that this is something that doesn't matter, as if you are in need of "prayer," you are in no condition to care about the gender of your Porcelain Deity.

#2 -

 

[sonambulo]

So in other words, she's trying to tell you that she wants to be a human toilet.

That's so fucked.

 

[Leros]

These kinds of "deep" conversations are the best.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Since when is it either? I always thought it was the Porcelain Throne. That kind of makes sense, you sit on toilets, not worship them.

 

[BigJ]

God.

Bagno = male.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Since when is it either? I always thought it was the Porcelain Throne. That kind of makes sense, you sit on toilets, not worship them.

So I take it you've never had to drive the porcelain bus, nor talk to God on the porcelain phone?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Leros
These kinds of "deep" conversations are the best.

We got the bartender involved, and, sadly, he wasn't much help...

 

[pyonir]

poll.

When i was in college i always heard it referred to as the porcelain god. Never a goddess.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Since when is it either? I always thought it was the Porcelain Throne. That kind of makes sense, you sit on toilets, not worship them.

drinking ---> visiting porcelain deity = puking

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: pyonir
poll.

psssh so obvious. Kadarin, no drunk excuses. Get on this or pyonir nominated himself to make a new thread.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Since when is it either? I always thought it was the Porcelain Throne. That kind of makes sense, you sit on toilets, not worship them.

drinking ---> visiting porcelain deity = puking

Ahhhhhhhh, didn't think of that. Not a drinker

Would it not then be the porcelain cave? You're pokin your head into it and it's all dark and wet inside?

 

[manowar821]

Oh come ON. You're inhibitions are lowered by the alcohol, and plus, all the cool people are doing it... So... :camera:??

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Since when is it either? I always thought it was the Porcelain Throne. That kind of makes sense, you sit on toilets, not worship them.

drinking ---> visiting porcelain deity = puking

Ahhhhhhhh, didn't think of that. Not a drinker

Would it not then be the porcelain cave? You're pokin your head into it and it's all dark and wet inside?

perhaps you should make a thread with a pole regarding the subject? :laugh:

 

[BoomerD]

Oh Great White Porcelain God who's name is Ralph...

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Since when is it either? I always thought it was the Porcelain Throne. That kind of makes sense, you sit on toilets, not worship them.

drinking ---> visiting porcelain deity = puking

Ahhhhhhhh, didn't think of that. Not a drinker

Would it not then be the porcelain cave? You're pokin your head into it and it's all dark and wet inside?

The whole thing is...you are on your knees/kneeling. So "praying to the porcelain god".

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Since when is it either? I always thought it was the Porcelain Throne. That kind of makes sense, you sit on toilets, not worship them.

drinking ---> visiting porcelain deity = puking

Ahhhhhhhh, didn't think of that. Not a drinker

Would it not then be the porcelain cave? You're pokin your head into it and it's all dark and wet inside?

The whole thing is...you are on your knees/kneeling. So "praying to the porcelain god".

Well, you are indeed praying, and even granting an offering. However, the question is, what is the gender of the deity?

 

[BoomerD]

I've never heard of a Godess named Ralph before...therefore, it has to be a GOD.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124
Since when is it either? I always thought it was the Porcelain Throne. That kind of makes sense, you sit on toilets, not worship them.

drinking ---> visiting porcelain deity = puking

Ahhhhhhhh, didn't think of that. Not a drinker

Would it not then be the porcelain cave? You're pokin your head into it and it's all dark and wet inside?

The whole thing is...you are on your knees/kneeling. So "praying to the porcelain god".

Well, you are indeed praying, and even granting an offering. However, the question is, what is the gender of the deity?

In case you are too drunk, and missed it, i already gave my answer earlier in the thread.

 

[GregGreen]

toilet is a feminine word in the French language

 

[Kadarin]

Free bump for the morning crew..

 

[FoBoT]

don't post drunk , OP

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: Kadarin
Lastly, within the tank of the toilet itself resides a device known as the "ballcock". Enough said.

Uh, that'd be an argument for a toilet being feminine. After all, is your junk inside of you? I can understand if certain things haven't dropped, but... :Q

Anyway, I've never heard it referred to as a goddess.