Poptarts

[Crono]

Originally posted by: IdioticGenius
Venkman ...i was using it as the "at symbol" not as a domain. It's a habit I picked up from *cough* Facebook. However, I adapt very quickly to change.

@@@@@@@@@@@ ...OK, I'm done. Just had to get it out of my system. *evil grin*

Just use the quote system. @ works fine for other places, but quotes work better here.

 

[SSSnail]

Where's the Toaster Strudles option?

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
Where's the Toaster Strudles option?

in the fail bin

 

[LifesABeta]

Originally posted by: IdioticGenius
@LifesABeta I'm sorry friend but you are not worthy to partake in the taste sensation we call the poptart. What you do sir is against God and Country.

@Crono I've never heard of anyone getting heartburn from poptarts? Are you eating the Jalapeño flavored poptarts?

I know I wish there was just the TART available because the outer crust they use is damn good.

 

[IdioticGenius]

Crono - Hmmm, I would guess that the amount of CO2 in poptarts would be minimal. However, everyone's system reacts to food differently. Myself, I can not drink anything carbonated, so I feel your pain.

 

[IdioticGenius]

I know I wish there was just the TART available because the outer crust they use is damn good.

The very definition of a tart is something that contains fruit filling unless of course you are speaking about the other type of tart, I digress. Oh, wait I have to remember not to take words too literally.

 

[octopus41092]

They are delicious, all of them. Especially when you freeze them.

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Poptarts...the food of people who care absolutely nothing about their health.

Really??? I didn't know you couldn't eat things that are not so healthy in moderation. Silly me.

 

[Jeff7]

Uh oh, Twitter is trying to invade ATOT.


Don't worry everyone, vBulletin will protect us!


.................Right?

Originally posted by: IdioticGenius

I know I wish there was just the TART available because the outer crust they use is damn good.

The very definition of a tart is something that contains fruit filling unless of course you are speaking about the other type of tart, I digress. Oh, wait I have to remember not to take words too literally.

Yes, but theirs is different; they bear fruit of the womb.

 

[IdioticGenius]

Originally posted by: zerocool84

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Poptarts...the food of people who care absolutely nothing about their health.

Really??? I didn't know you couldn't eat things that are not so healthy in moderation. Silly me.

Moderation??? Hello, OCD here. j/k ...errr but not really.

 

[IdioticGenius]

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: Redfraggle
A friend once correctly stated that sometimes Poptarts sound good, delicious even (esp. if you are very hungry), and then you eat it. Immediately you think,"that was a MISTAKE!" She was right.

Yup.

List of nasty foods surrounded by crust, DO NOT EAT:
Pop-tarts
Hot Pockets

Any others?

Hot Pockets do make me ill. I think it has something to do with the poor quality of ingredients. I think I once ate a rat in a hot pocket. Alas, that is another thread.

 

[Q]

I LOVE POPTARTS !!

 

[IdioticGenius]

Originally posted by: octopus41092
They are delicious, all of them. Especially when you freeze them.

Hmmm ... a poptartsicle.

 

[IdioticGenius]

Originally posted by: Quintox
I LOVE POPTARTS !!

It is rumored that the secret ingredient in poptarts is mana from heaven. Yes, I did just make a biblical reference!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I used to love Pop-Tarts when I was a kid, but I tried one recently and they've changed a lot since then.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: Redfraggle
A friend once correctly stated that sometimes Poptarts sound good, delicious even (esp. if you are very hungry), and then you eat it. Immediately you think,"that was a MISTAKE!" She was right.

Yup.

Agreed. They SOUND great...but fail to deliver.

They've been around since I was a kid...in dinosaur flavor back then...and in spite of all the hype and advertisement, they tasted terrible back then...and have only gotten worse over the years as Kelloggs keeps reducing quality to save pennies.


Eggo's are another terrible thing passed off as "food."

They only resemble waffles, they don't actually taste like them.

 

[nageov3t]

brown sugar or cherry and they HAVE to be cold. refrigerated, not frozen, and not put into the toaster.