Poor little squirrel... Video included

MichaelD

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Sweet. I'd like to put something like that in my office. Get rid of a few of these "coworkers." (I use the term "workers" very loosely...)
 

samgau

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Thats horrible.... poor little squirrel indeed... somebody needs to have their head checked..
 

cjchaps

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I forgot to mention that my mom taught my dog the word squirrel. Anytime the squirrel is in the back yard, we sick my dog on it. It's pretty funny. She never catches it though, it's too fast.
 

Texmaster

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HAHAHAHAHA That was GREAT.


You people crying for the squirrels obviously have not had them tear up your roof :|
 

Epsil0n00

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OMFG! Poor Squirrel! I am scared for life... highly amused, but scared for life.

Yeah, you're right, the laughing is the best part!
 

MichaelD

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*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

[PETAwhining]That poor squirrel! Don't you inhuman bastards realize that the squirrel is a vital part of the environmental microcosm called "the forest?" The squirrel doesn't just gather nuts; he also propagates the growth of new trees by spreading the seeds for said new trees thru his fecal matter. Aside from the irreversable damage to the food chain the maker of the video caused, he is also serving to further spread the idea that cruelty to animals for the purposes of human entertainment is wrong, cruel and unforgivable in the eyes of the Lord.[/PETAwhining]

*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

I can smell the BS now.
rolleye.gif
 

Hubris

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<< *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

[PETAwhining]That poor squirrel! Don't you inhuman bastards realize that the squirrel is a vital part of the environmental microcosm called "the forest?" The squirrel doesn't just gather nuts; he also propagates the growth of new trees by spreading the seeds for said new trees thru his fecal matter. Aside from the irreversable damage to the food chain the maker of the video caused, he is also serving to further spread the idea that cruelty to animals for the purposes of human entertainment is wrong, cruel and unforgivable in the eyes of the Lord.[/PETAwhining]

*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

I can smell the BS now.
rolleye.gif
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It's not the fact that people don't respect squirrels, it's the fairly sadistic nature of what was done to it that would bother people, I think. That being said, I laughed my ass off. :D
 

GasX

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Anyone thinking this is cruel and unusual should check themselves into PC rehab.

1. The squirrel was probably shaken but not hurt.
2. The squirrel will probably not return to that house.
3. squirrels like to get into houses and inflict massive damage
4. squirrels who do not come to your house will not damage it.
5. squirrels who do not damage your house, will not cause you to hunt them down and kill them

Squirrel Catapults save lives!

I HATE effing squirrels!
 

pulse8

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<< Anyone thinking this is cruel and unusual should check themselves into PC rehab. >>

Excellent. So if someone comes near my house for whatever reason, I have the right to catapult them.
 

Texmaster

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<< Anyone thinking this is cruel and unusual should check themselves into PC rehab. >>

Excellent. So if someone comes near my house for whatever reason, I have the right to catapult them.
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So squirrels count the same as human beings with you Pulse? *steps back* Now thats scary.
 

Stiler

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ok, thats just wrong, a Catapult swings from the back to the front directing the object in a forward upward motion, this thing went from left to right, and did you all not notice that thing fall back down? looked like part of its tail or lower half of its body :disgust:

<----animal lover
 

pulse8

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<<

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<< Anyone thinking this is cruel and unusual should check themselves into PC rehab. >>

Excellent. So if someone comes near my house for whatever reason, I have the right to catapult them.
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So squirrels count the same as human beings with you Pulse? *steps back* Now thats scary.
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My point is that it IS cruel and unusual. Regardless.