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Mookow

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Well, I played by far the best game of pool I have ever played. I was kicking the hiney of the girl I was playing (ok, so it was why I only got about 8-9 games in). Before playing, she asked how good I was, and I told her I was OK, but only OK(which I usually am). The first game she got in a total of three shots, including the break. I was shooting shots that I never attempt b/c I figured I'd never sink them, and they were dropping. Things like bouncing the ball off two sides before impact, then a long roll to the pocket. Especially on the table that I was playing on, I had no business sinking those shots... but I did. I figure that either I just blew all my luck for the next two months, OR having a mohawk has suddenly helped my pool playing.

Anyway, does anyone know an online source for a few more tips? I like being able to club baby seals...
 
pillage2001

pillage2001

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What happened to the girl after that??? You brought her home?? You 0wned her right?? :D Was she down on her knees?? :D
 
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CrazyDe1

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you gave her 3 shots??? Iv'e beaten my roommates where there were times they didn't get a shot...thast only happened like 3 times...I've won in cut throat where I knocked out 1 guy out w/o a shot and got the other guy down to 1 ball...won countless games where they only got 1 shot...

of course no studying ever in this house ever gets done...its 1:30 I have a final tomorrow and we still stopped to play a few gmaes of pool
 
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Mookow

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<< What happened to the girl after that??? You brought her home?? You 0wned her right?? :D Was she down on her knees?? :D >>



Nope :(. I'm friends with her b/f, so I wouldnt. OTOH, the friend of the girl across the hall is supposed to be visiting this weekend, which means I've got to start saving my strength now... :D
 
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pillage2001

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Sep 18, 2000
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<<

<< What happened to the girl after that??? You brought her home?? You 0wned her right?? :D Was she down on her knees?? :D >>



Nope :(. I'm friends with her b/f, so I wouldnt. OTOH, the friend of the girl across the hall is supposed to be visiting this weekend, which means I've got to start saving my strength now... :D >>



Strength?? Strength to oomph?? :D
 
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Mookow

Lifer
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<< you gave her 3 shots??? Iv'e beaten my roommates where there were times they didn't get a shot...thast only happened like 3 times...I've won in cut throat where I knocked out 1 guy out w/o a shot and got the other guy down to 1 ball...won countless games where they only got 1 shot...

of course no studying ever in this house ever gets done...its 1:30 I have a final tomorrow and we still stopped to play a few gmaes of pool >>



That was only the first game though. Twice she only got one shot (not including the break, which she got to do in one of those games).
 
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ThaGrandCow

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Dude you should have lost. By beating her so badly you just lost all hope of winning anything for at least 3 months (pool, grades, sex)
 
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Mookow

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<< Dude you should have lost. By beating her so badly you just lost all hope of winning anything for at least 3 months (pool, grades, sex) >>



You dont understand the luck that I had going. I WAS TRYING TO MISS FOR SOME OF THOSE SHOTS. The table wouldnt let me. I was taking shots that I thought I had to chance of making. And they dropped. Besides, I know I trapped in the friend zone.
 
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Mookow

Lifer
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<< What happened to the girl after that??? You brought her home?? You 0wned her right?? :D Was she down on her knees?? :D >>



Nope :(. I'm friends with her b/f, so I wouldnt. OTOH, the friend of the girl across the hall is supposed to be visiting this weekend, which means I've got to start saving my strength now... :D >>



Strength?? Strength to oomph?? :D >>



Well, its not to go *fap*fap*fap*, ya wanker!
 
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Mookow

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<< But I want pics. >>


Now that he say it. I want one too. :D >>



Well, hmmm... lemme think... jepordize my chances of getting some, versus two guys' desire to see some pics.... hmmmm... two guys' who I've never met, wanking to a pic that would have me in it that may or may not get made b/c of the camera necessary for this, vs me getting some for sure. I think I need some time to consider my options...
 
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pillage2001

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<< But I want pics. >>


Now that he say it. I want one too. :D >>



Well, hmmm... lemme think... jepordize my chances of getting some, versus two guys' desire to see some pics.... hmmmm... two guys' who I've never met, wanking to a pic that would have me in it that may or may not get made b/c of the camera necessary for this, vs me getting some for sure. I think I need some time to consider my options... >>



Options?? You can photochopped your part of the picture away. :D
 
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Mookow

Lifer
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<< Options?? You can photochopped your part of the picture away. :D >>



Part a) I dont own Photoshop.
Part b) It still lowers my chances of tang.

Hint: Part B is the big hurdle.
 
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yakko

Lifer
Apr 18, 2000
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<< versus two guys' desire to see some pics >>

Trust me it is many more than two.
 
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Mookow

Lifer
Apr 24, 2001
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<< versus two guys' desire to see some pics >>

Trust me it is many more than two. >>



OK, granted, its more than two. But you're arguing with the guy who told his roommate, while on his boat and at the tiller running his sailboat with about 4 inches of freeboard and the keel up, that if i thought it was about to flip or sink, his first warning was gonna be a "f*** you guys" followed by his second warning, the splash of me hitting water. In other words, your guys' personal enjoyment isnt even on my list of priorities compared to me getting some.
 
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joohang

Lifer
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<< versus two guys' desire to see some pics >>

Trust me it is many more than two. >>

 
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yakko

Lifer
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<< BTW, can I get a response to the original intent of this thread? >>

At this point I doubt it.
 
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Mookow

Lifer
Apr 24, 2001
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<< BTW, can I get a response to the original intent of this thread? >>

At this point I doubt it. >>



I know, I know, short of asking and actually getting the mods to ban the next person who posts a non-topical reply to my thread. However, it might not have happened without an assist from a guy who has a SN shockingly similar to Yakko :|
 
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Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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<< What happened to the girl after that??? You brought her home?? You 0wned her right?? :D Was she down on her knees?? :D >>



You remind me of that guy from "Three To Tango"...



<< You got lucky? Oh, she's stacked. She's really stacked isn't she? Oh my god, did she tie you up? She's a dominatrix isn't she? You little piggy. You got it on with a hot big breasted dominatrix, didn't you? Huh? You can tell me? Am I the only one who's listening. >>

 
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